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Stories: Adult Anecdotes (Mature)
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Big Boy |
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It was after volleyball training. Everyone had gone home and i had just finished me shower. I remembered i had forgotten my shoes in the gym, so i thought since there was no one around, i'd just go grab them in my towel. As i came around the corner, i bumped into the girl who i knew had a crush on me. I apologised, and just as i did, my towel fell to the floor leaving me 7 inch flaccid penis in all its glory. As i went to grab my towel, she said "Wait, I've never seen a penis that big before..." with a shocked look on her face. When she said that, my member decided to stand to attention. Now i was standing in all my 10 inches of glory. She walked towards me, grabbed my hand and lead me back into the locker room. She sat me down and asked, "Can i touch it?", but before i could say anything she had placed her small hand on the base, then her second hand on top of it. "I could still fit 3 more of may hands on it" she exclaimed. Just as she said this, 2 more girls came in. I was SO embarrased. They were all amazed and all had a hold and a stroke. My engorged member throbbed with all the attention. They noticed and then each preceded to give me a handjob untill i came. When they were done they left me and my mess and i had to have another shower.
Now i'm known around school as 'horse man'
Very embarrassing.
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Naughty Pictures |
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My husband likes to take nude pictures of me. I like it too, I get to buy new clothes, shoes, toys, etc.
I told my GF about our fun and she said he going to show them to his friends. I said no way. Guess what?
Two months ago he admitted that he has been showing me off to his unmarried cousin for years. He told me that cousin lives for my pictures and basically made me feel good about the deal.
I thought about it alot and figured why should the boys have all the fun.
Last month I sugested we all look at them together. After a little wine hubby plugged the camera to the TV and the show began. I was of course embarassed, some poses are very explicit. After only a half hour I dragged hubby upstairs and cousin ran home to do his thing.
I think I enjoyed a little too much. It's a regular party now. While viewing a particularly open shot,I sugested the boys whip it out for me to enjoy.
Let them be red faced too. Two giggly guys with their things out, quite a sight.
I tell my bestfriend every thing but I'm thinking she's going to think I went pervert on her.
I even fantasize of some other male friends coming to the party. For now everyone is happy.
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"Stiffie" |
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Ok so basicly this is a story from highschool, we were sitting at lunch and just chiling when suddenly this female teacher bursts into the the caffeteria crying, and get this, after her runs in our Physics teacher with ripped pats and a stiffie sticking out of it. Later on we found out that the pants were ripped 'cause they got caught on a nail somewhere after she spilled coffee on him =))
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GIVE ME AN "E" for Embarrassing!!! |
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My name is Barry. Last year for Halloween, my ex-girlfriend Brittany asked me to go to a costume party with her. She said she would take care of my costume, so I let her. That was a mistake! On the day of the party, I arrived at Brittany's house to find out that she and her roommate Sara had decided that I would go as a cheerleader. At first I was hesitant but they thought it would be lots of fun, so I agreed to it. That was also a mistake! Then...Brittany pulls out this panty and told me that I had to wear it under my cheerleading skirt. It was a string-bikini panty...Brittany said she wanted to get me a brief but she could only find the right color to match my cheerleading uniform in the string-bikini style of panty. After some pleading on their part...I reluctantly agreed to wear it. That was a big mistake! I put on my costume and was somewhat shocked to discover that the skirt was incredibly short. I was even more shocked to discover that those string-bikini panties would "ride-up" on me after just a few steps and get pretty cheeky. I knew it was gonna be an embarrassing evening but I decided I would just have fun with it. When Brittany, Sara, and I got to the party...I was blushing. Brittany then tells me that she signed me up to participate in the bobbing for apples game. I was the first one up and I bent over the tub of water without even thinking. I heard lots of laughing and figured that people were laughing because I was having a hard time getting an apple. After about one minute, Sara yells out, "hey Barry, we really love those cute little panties!" I stood up immediately and grabbed my butt. I suddenly realized that I had been giving everyone a free panty show in my cheeky panties. I just stood there for a second with my mouth wide open...totally dumb-founded. The room erupted with laughter and I just blushed and started laughing too. I was soooo mortified that I had to walk out of the room for awhile. To this day, I still have a few girls that will ask me about my panties everytime they see me. It is so totally embarrassing. YIKES!!!
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2 Light Bulbs |
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I was 14 at the time of the story.
One afternoon when I was home my neighbor came and ask me if I could help her change the light bulb in her kitchen. Casing for the light was kinda big and out of 3 screws one of the screws were stuck. Since we couldnt let go of the casing hanging for just one screw I climbed on the ladder to hold it until she went to get something to remove the screw. I was wearing a loose short that day and being at home, wearing nothing underneath. I was on the ladder with one leg much higher than the other b/c it was easier to hold. She came back with a screw and with a smile on the face while looking toward my crotch said "oh oh.. I see 2 light bulbs..". I knew exactly what she meant and instantly put my leg down to a lower level and tucked my package back into it's place while still holding the casing with one hand. But my embarrassment wasnt over as I felt starting an erection. By the time I took off the screw I had a tent. She probably felt embarrassed too b/c of this and said it's ok and it's normal and she'll forget that anything ever happened..
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Last week, I went to a friends party. My friends and I were browsing through the host's PC and there were a picture of a very hot girl. We were a bit drunk and we began to talk about calling the girl and paying her for sex. There was a boy near us and we told him to "come and see the girl! Isn't she hot! Let's gather money to pay and have sex with her. Join us!". He smiled and continued listening to us. After a few minutes the sister of that boy came in and when she saw us, she told us "OO, do you like my pictures?". Her brother was grinning and then asked us "So, what did you want to do?"
WE WERE SOOO ASHAMED!
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fanny fart |
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Once while my boyfriend was going down on me I let out a fanny fart! He looked up and was really confused and I was soooooo embarrassed!
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blowjob revenge |
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After reading someone's story about vomiting on a guy's crotch I thought I would write my own blowjob story. I was on a date with this guy and things were getting hot and heavy when he started pushing my head down. I tried to push back against his hand but he was stronger than me. I obviously didn't want to do it but since he pushed me I got a little annoyed and so, instead of sucking him I bit his penis. It wasn't enough to really hurt him but it hurt. Power to the women!
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First BJ |
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This is a little embarrassing but the first time I gave a guy a blowjob I ended up puking on him because I wasn't used to it. I was mortified and I've never seen him since...
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