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Alright. One day, when I was about 7 or 8, my entire family went to my brother's Boy Scout dinner. They gave out awards and there was food, stuff like that. I knew a lot of the kids so I didn't really mind going. They had an old man come and he spoke about camping. It was Boy Scouts after all. So, he spoke for a while, with a group of over 200 people around, kids on the floor in front of a small stage, adults at the tables. He was getting to the part where he talked about what to pack when camping. Just then, I couldn't help it, I let out a huge fart. There was silence. The stupid, old bastard said with a ridiculous grin on his face, "And leave those beans at home!" The entire room started laughing. Except for me. Kids around me were asking if it was a real fart. Thats my most embarrassing moment.-Natalie
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