Stories: All about children
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one huge big embarrassing moment that happened in public |
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i had to go to the bathroom so bad and were i was at their were no bathrooms near. so i had to pee out in public while everyone was watching. i had no choice if i don't went to pee my pants. i was in huge place and it looked like there was about two hundred people. i had to go so bad right there i pulled my pants and my underwear too. i started to go then. people that went by stoped and watch me to. like they are saying in there heads what is that kid doing. some even taped it to. my face was beat red from the huge embarrassment. |
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the pants fall and the huge embarrassament in front of my favorite crush |
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this is my really most embarrassing moment that happwnws to me. i was walking along and i saw my favorite crush. i started to walk over there. i traped on a root and i was not wearing a bealt. my pants fall down and i was on my head i could not get off my head. people walked on by and wrote or drew a girly thing on my underwear. my favorite crush saw everything she also veido taped it to. that made my face turn red. she also saw dogs peeing on me. |
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peeing myself in gym class |
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there was this one moment that happened in gym class. some of us had a cloth over our eyes and i was one of them. i had to go to the bathroom so bad but i was not allowed to move and take off the cloth. we had to foce on how to stop a socor ball without seeing it. i had a bully for a partner so he kicked the socor ball and it went right into my stoach which made me start to pee myslef. everybody took the cloth off and saw that i started to. they took out their cell phones and took pics of me doing it. they also started calling me baby and dipear boy. when i got up my pants were soak and wet i also left a huge pee spot close to looking like a pee pond. the next day the teacher made me get a dipear on since that happened and the teachers are make me were a dipear every day untile i am down with school. |
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the kid that became a treat then a laughing stock |
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it was the first day of school and the bullies pick on the freash meat that is what the call the new cameing students. so they got a kid made him stripe naked and the bullies always vedio taped them. they picked him andd throug him into the mud. then took him over to the the bread crubler that shots out huge bread chuncks and got that on. then theuy through him in the grabage. we had an essable that day. he walked in butt naked with mud, bread crums, and gragbage pluse the smell. evarybody vedio tamed him well he had to take a shower in front of everybody and then had to do a dance or and embrrasing thing to get his clother back one at a time. |
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A kid that pees his pants in front of the class |
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One day we had to write reports that were due the next day. when the day came everybody their report expet he didn't. so the teacher called him up and he went up. he started to tell his report. when he was half way there he started to pee his. when he was down with the report his pants were soak and wet with tons of pee. in this class if u pee your pants u have to wear a diapear. so he also had to take off his pants and rainbow with bunnies on them too. the teacer also recorded the moment. he was not allowed to u the bathrooms. when had to pee or poo he had to it in the dipear. when he did it he had to go back to the teacher and get a dipear change too. he wear that dipear through the whole inter day. his face was red because the other students took pics of him wearing a dipear in highschool.
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Swimming |
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Well i was at the swimming with my dad and at this time i was about 12 ish but anyways we were having alot of fun when i neaded to go to the toilet. When i came back i thought i saw my dad i went over but he never saw me so i desided to try and pull down his swimming trunks as a joke. Then my dad turnes and looked at me and then i realised it wasnt my dad and to make matters worse my dad was watching me from the other side of the pool killing himself with laughter. OMG worst moment ever........ xx |
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Too bad to post!!! But I will.... |
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This is soooo not pc it is not funny, but MUST be shared. I am the only female head coach in my son's baseball little league for 6 year olds.
Last night, I was sitting on the bench with my assistant coach (a man), chit-chatting, waiting for practice to begin. There was one mom directly across from us in a chair and all the boys were squirming around as usual. All of the sudden I hear my son say very loud and clear, "My mom's vagina..." Huh? My mouth drops open. He finishes with, "is so hairy you can't even see it." AHHHH! Ugh.. huh? The assistant coach and the other mom bust out laughing. I immediately scolded him and said how innapropriate that was. How do you recover from that!!! The assistant followed up nicely with, "I thought my kids were the only ones that say stuff like that...that's one for the books, huh?"
Oh...out of the mouths of babes. |
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a hilarious story at church |
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this can be the embarrasing thing that had ever happend to me. once, i went with my grandma to church and we had a prayer group but today was a very special party. i ate cookies and juice and salad it was very tasty. this church was very old but very pretty. so the food was on the table and i went to serve my self more grapejuie. in a blink of an eye, as soon as i went to go serve myself the table had fell and everyone looked at me i almost peed in my pants....
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I dropped my food all over my crush! |
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I was by myself going into the lunch room trying to get my lunch as fast as i can so i can go to to the Office. So I get my food walk out of the lunch room, I see my crush outside. So he started walking up to me and i started walking up to him. My Pizza was out of my bag because i wanted to see what kind it was.. So Right when were about to hug (cause' were friends) I tripped and my pizza went all over his face! I was crying inside. I was stuttering begging him to forgive me but he smiled and said it was "Alright". I felt so embarassed.. from then. I've never bought lunch food again!
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Worst summer camp experience |
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When I was a kid I went to this summer camp in Arizona. It was the first day and I went to ask the counselor where the toilet was. He was really weird because he screamed it out to me and everyone basically knew I needed to go to the toilet. I went to the place the counselour described, which was a fireplace surround by rocks, and started to pee.
Suddenly these flashlights aimed at me and scared the living daylights out of me. I screamed like a girl and ran away. It turns out some of the older kids heard when the counselour was yelling the directions to me and decided to play a prank on me.
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No Socks |
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One very hot summer day, I wore my knee length white capri pants to school. And of course, very exposing footwear, like I always do. I wore converse low cuts without socks, leaving my ankles in plain sight. I had PE class in the middle of the day. As I was putting on my rolled up sweatpants, I noticed I didn't know where my socks went. I had my shoes off, fumbling around the locker room barefoot. Then I finally walked back to where my friends were, and put on my shoes without socks. I slipped my bare feet into my sneakers as if it wasn't a big deal. But I picked the wrong day to go sock-less.Our teacher made us do fitness tests. My least favorite one was the flexibility test. We had to take off our shoes and stretch to touch our toes. I wasn't wearing any socks, so I was barefoot, unlike mostly everyone else. Worst of all, we had to leave our shoes and walk into the gym. Then a boy told me, "You don't need to take off your socks". I felt so awkward and a little ashamed, because all this time he was watching my feet. I was so embarrassed from being watched like this that on the way back, (as crazy as this seems) I left the gymnasium without putting on my shoes. I just walked away barefoot without even realizing it. I got dressed and came down in my capri pants, barefoot. At first I thought I left them in the locker room. I went around the gym barefoot to get water, then walked back. I found they weren't there.I walked around the gym complex barefoot to search for the shoes. I must've looked very funny because people were pointing and giggling. I started fanning my tomato colored face from embarrassment. I was told to go to the lost and found. So red faced that I couldn't talk, I nodded clumsily and walked all the way across campus to the other building barefoot. I fumbled through it. Someone asked me what I was looking for. I weakly pointed at my feet. She said that there is a lost and found in the gymnasium. I was so embarrassed that I was dumb enough to not remember that. I gasped for air and fanned my face and nodded. She asked if i was okay. I was so embarrassed now that I couldn't even nod. I tried, but I felt so embarrassed just from trying not to be that I stumbled a few steps around. Then I just left, fanning my face and rubbing it while panting. I flashed a crummy smile back at her, an embarrassed, worried and flushed smile. I got more embarrassed so I first went to wash my burning face in the girls bathroom with cold water. Then I washed my feet which were also red and dirty. I walked barefoot all the way back to the gym, collapsing time and again under the laughing of other children. I got so angry that my bare feet were dirty again, and just completely collapsed from all the emotions. I half crawled, half stumbled to the lost and found. I found my sneakers, but I was so embarrassed that I didn't have energy to put them on, so I just sat there for an hour panting and gasping and fanning my flushed face while holding my shoes. Some little kids passed by and played with my sneakers and bare feet. They tried putting it on, but they put one on backwards. They got tired of grabbing at my ankles and trying to stuff my toes in my gym sneakers, so they just ran away with the other shoe. I crawled after them, panting and gasping so deeply they could hear me as they ran away from me, the barefoot, weak, tomato faced girl whom was years older than them, laughing and giggling as they toyed with my sneaks, knowing they were triumphant in defeating a "big girl" (what they called me). They knew I was too weak and had no energy from embarrassment to crawl after them.
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Shoes That Are Too Small |
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One hot, summer day, our school had a special occasion that day, and we were all required to wear 5 star dress the whole day. So i wore to school a medium length dress that isn't very loose at the thighs and is one layer. I couldn't decide whether to wear flats or sandals, because my feet are smooth and beautiful enough to look good in both. I decided to wear high heels and bring my flats along. So i arrived at school. I checked my schedule. To my horror, I had gym today first period. I stumbled worriedly to gym class. I didn't bring socks for gym class. I asked my teacher if i could do gym with high heels and he said i would need to be barefoot in order to participate. So i borrowed my friend's extra sneakers, which were too small and i could barely squeeze my bare feet into them. But i managed, and we went to gym class. I didnt tie the laces to loosen them, and as we arrived at the gym, i decided to take the laces out. We were playing kickball. I could barely walk in shoes so tight. When it was my turn, i staggered up to the plate. I kicked the ball as hard as i can. It hurt. But something shocked me. My shoe ripped off. I staggered with only one shoe on, the other foot barefoot, to first base but i got out. After gym class, i returned my sneakers. I couldn't find my high heels after walking around the whole campus barefoot. I wore my flats, which were also very small. They wrapped around my feet so tight i could feel my ankles pressing against it with every step. By the end of the day, I was panting and blushing from embarrassment that i had spilled juice all over my feet, but couldn't take my tight flats off. I was so ashamed, even my feet were pale red. I struggled to get up the stairs from the field to go indoors. Suddenly one of my flats ripped and my foot slid forward. My other flat ripped at the front and my foot slid through. I fell backwards onto the field, barefoot with a broken shoe stuck on my ankle. I lay there, flushing redder and redder with each laughing person pointing as they walk by. I think next time we have to wear 5 star dress, I'll just go to school barefoot. |
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My son was caught wanking by my mother. |
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Hi, I live in France but originally from Spain. I hope to write correctly in English.
We went to my parents home on the last Christmas. Since my brother came too so that we could have a nice time with all the family together there weren't much rooms to share so my son, who is 13, and me had to share bed in one room.
One morning, my son woke up with a hard on, I could notice it but didn't said anything at all since its something embarrassing. My son run to the tiny bathroom (we have 2 bathrooms at my parents house, one huge with tube and another one tiny) trying to hide from me the obvious.
Then, my mom needed to pee and the huge bathroom was full with people so she decided to use the tiny one with the surprise on opening the door of finding my son standing up naked with his underpants at his ankles and masturbating. He didn't noticed at all the door opening since there was lot of noise at that moment of the morning with everybody waking up and the bathroom next door with lot of people.
I am very open minded so I don't care if my son does masturbates and also is my mother, but despite she is modern it was a shock for her to found her grandson masturbating so she got shocked and had no reaction for 2-3 seconds and then she shout “OOOOhhhhhhh!”. My brother, who was at the other bath entrance stepped next to the tiny bathroom and realized what just happened, he was the one who explained me later.
My son did realized he was being watched when my mother shouted so he tried to hide his guilty without succeeding very well and then my mother looked away and walked to the dinner room while my brother looked at my son smiling and my son closed the door.
It took a long time for him to go out of the bath, for nearly 30 minutes, I think because he was too ashamed, I tried to talk with him later but I think this only made it worst and also there were some jokes around all of it made to my mother and him during all the Christmas. He finally laughed at it with all so I think he has not got a trauma and the jokes worked fine. |
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Worst basketball game ever |
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So everyone knows I'm a 14 year old girl who is really sexy and slim, but not athletic at all. During recess one day, i saw a bunch of annoying little kids playing basketball. I decided to show them who's boss here, because you can't be rude to me since the world is all about ME. Too bad I was wearing high heels ( to look sexy). I challenged them to a game, forgetting how nonathletic i am. But then again, i am so self centered I forget my weaknesses all the time. They laughed at my idea when they saw my high heels. I thought it wouldn't be a problem, so I versed them anyway. I stumbled around this way and that, and couldn't keep up with their jogging. I lost and their entire grade started cheering and laughing. I felt my face get red and started gasping and collapsing. No, I thought. I can't be getting destroyed. SO i took off my high heels and threw them out the door, and rematched. I was already too embarrassed to walk and keep up. I tried my best, but i could only manage to crawl around barefoot. They won again. I was so embarrassed I couldn't talk. I forced an embarrassed smile weakly. I must've look extremely crummy and embarrassed, because the audience that gathered around started pointing and laughing. Feeling so defeated, embarrassed, and helpless, i half crawled, half stumbled to the far wall, gasping and hoping no one would see my entire face red as ketchup. But they did, and started taking pictures of me weak and half dead, barefoot, reaching for the camera with a worried look. I fell and collapsed completely from embarrassment. The little kids immediately started dragging my towards center court. The poked and played with my defeated body. I had no strength to fight them. They started pulling me around the court, showing off their victory. They dragged me by my bare feet. The crowd cheered. Then they celebrated and danced ontop of me. I felt so embarrassed and ashamed, to be beat so badly by these little kids. they started poking and grabbing my bare feet. With my last bit of energy, i pleaded them to stop. They mocked me and made fun of me. With that i collapsed on the ground, everyone partying around me. I woke up to find one kid holding my high heels. I chased him all through the campus. At last I lost my energy. I stood there, noticing the whole school was watching. I suddenly felt weak and stumbled foward to get my shoes, but he walked one step back, smiling. I didn't want to be barefoot outside on the parking lot, but I was. The kid ran away. The crowd laughed. I stumbled embarrassedly after him, knowing i won't get those high heels back. Then I collapsed in embarrassment, gasping for air and blushing so hard my face felt like ti was on fire, so shamed i wanted to dig into the ground. |
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Alvin and the chipmunkettes live from the shower |
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Okay this spring me and my friends were at 5th grade camp and we were obsessed with alvin and the chipmunks (cause there SO cute) and we watched every night at camp but we had to be quiet so the boys in our grade across the hall wouldn't hear us. so we were in the shower cubical things and we had memorized funky-town (acapella) and I was Theodore (cause he's cute) we were singing it and when we got out there were three cute boys there and they heard it all! Also I was nude and my friends had on bathing suits. Once that week they came up to me took their shirts off and started singing Funky-town. I was so embarrassed! They never let me live it down, even though I'm dating one of them now!
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Beans |
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Alright. One day, when I was about 7 or 8, my entire family went to my brother's Boy Scout dinner. They gave out awards and there was food, stuff like that. I knew a lot of the kids so I didn't really mind going. They had an old man come and he spoke about camping. It was Boy Scouts after all. So, he spoke for a while, with a group of over 200 people around, kids on the floor in front of a small stage, adults at the tables. He was getting to the part where he talked about what to pack when camping. Just then, I couldn't help it, I let out a huge fart. There was silence. The stupid, old bastard said with a ridiculous grin on his face, "And leave those beans at home!" The entire room started laughing. Except for me. Kids around me were asking if it was a real fart. Thats my most embarrassing moment.-Natalie |
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about children |
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My 9 year old son walked in the house one morning
(he was supposed to be waiting on the school bus)
and told me he had seen the funniest thing ever -
my dog's butt was 'frozen' to the neighbors dog's
butt. Poor child
dont joke from this story :)
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Beatboxing in the classroom |
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It was a tiring Friday. Our class wrote a test. It was a very long test, because teacher gave us 2 lessons to write it. So we started...End of 1st lesson: I wrote 1/4 test, my friend Peter whole test. While was the break between lessons our teacher went to "Teachers class(room ect.)"...Beginned the second lesson, but our teacher wasn't in the classroom. My friend(Peter) saw that teacher not in classroom and he started beatboxin: Pbpbockcu(u should hear this to understand)...And so silently entered our teacher that Peter didn't saw entering. Teacher laughed so much that Peter wanted hide from whole world......:DDDDDDDDD stupidous, huh? |
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My little brother |
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One day, i was going out with my younger brother Antanas (Lithuanian name). We were walking in park, and i saw dogs sh*t And i said to my brother:
"Hey look! I see on the ground CHOCOLATE!" I was thinking that he will say "You are stupid!" but he said:
"Weepey!!" and he took that sh*t !! But i said "Drop that sh*t!" And when he heard word sh*t he smell it and he started to cry!!!!!
He wanted to eat that "chocolate" ! |
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He's only three sir... please don't beat me up. |
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One day at the local Wal-Mart, my son (age 3) and I were waiting in line to pay for our items. My son was sitting in the shopping cart and looking at the gentleman who was in line in front of us. This person who had my son's complete attention was obviously a biker of some sort. He was dressed head-to-toe in leather, had metal studded biker chaps, a full bushy beard, and long hair down past the middle of his back. My son just stared and stared... and then, out of his mouth at full volume came this inquisitive question:
"Daddy, why that guy have girl hair?" |
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the worst experience ever |
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As a child , you are bound to have some embarrassing and painful ordeals but usually both of them do not happen at the same time with both of them being drastic.
at the playful age of 7 , i lived in my old country Georgia filled with mountains and good air. After watching a movie about russian mountain climbers , i got excited and wanted to feal the thrills myself as i headed too a small mountain with swamps under it , as well as poision ivy . As i started climbing i realized that the mountain had a lot of sand all around it , causing me to slip . I got dirt all over my clothes and had ascendantly fallen a swamp.
The swamp was so hard that i could not get out! my shoes were stuck ! i started crying and screaming for help when an old man came and tryed to pull me out . It was accomplished but i lost my shoe in progress and fell over poison ivy.
I walked back into town looking ridiculous and people laughing at me :'( |
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When I was a child :) |
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When I was a child I was very curious about anything and everything. I always wanted to know how things worked and why did what they did. Well one day when I was in Middle School these kids were playing with Tin Foil and Out lits. They would put half the side of the foil in the out lit and would put their foot on the other part and it would make a LOUD pop and cut off the power to that room.
One day when I was going to take a spelling test I was not prepared for it and was scared to take it. Since we were not allowed to take a test in the dark the teacher would post the test for another day. Bright me was thinking that day not of the spelling test but how to get out of the spelling test. I put the tin foil in the one part of the out lit and kicked the other part. I heard a loud bang and ran to the rest room. Everyone was thinking "what the heck was that noise and why do we have no lights"
I came out of the bathroom to the class room like nothing was going on but was sweating like a mad man.
The test was posted for the following week since we didn't have lights in that class room :)
Moral of the story if you want to not take a test just tin foil the out lits and you are all set :)
Thank you
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