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Shoes That Are Too Small |
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One hot, summer day, our school had a special occasion that day, and we were all required to wear 5 star dress the whole day. So i wore to school a medium length dress that isn't very loose at the thighs and is one layer. I couldn't decide whether to wear flats or sandals, because my feet are smooth and beautiful enough to look good in both. I decided to wear high heels and bring my flats along. So i arrived at school. I checked my schedule. To my horror, I had gym today first period. I stumbled worriedly to gym class. I didn't bring socks for gym class. I asked my teacher if i could do gym with high heels and he said i would need to be barefoot in order to participate. So i borrowed my friend's extra sneakers, which were too small and i could barely squeeze my bare feet into them. But i managed, and we went to gym class. I didnt tie the laces to loosen them, and as we arrived at the gym, i decided to take the laces out. We were playing kickball. I could barely walk in shoes so tight. When it was my turn, i staggered up to the plate. I kicked the ball as hard as i can. It hurt. But something shocked me. My shoe ripped off. I staggered with only one shoe on, the other foot barefoot, to first base but i got out. After gym class, i returned my sneakers. I couldn't find my high heels after walking around the whole campus barefoot. I wore my flats, which were also very small. They wrapped around my feet so tight i could feel my ankles pressing against it with every step. By the end of the day, I was panting and blushing from embarrassment that i had spilled juice all over my feet, but couldn't take my tight flats off. I was so ashamed, even my feet were pale red. I struggled to get up the stairs from the field to go indoors. Suddenly one of my flats ripped and my foot slid forward. My other flat ripped at the front and my foot slid through. I fell backwards onto the field, barefoot with a broken shoe stuck on my ankle. I lay there, flushing redder and redder with each laughing person pointing as they walk by. I think next time we have to wear 5 star dress, I'll just go to school barefoot.
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My son was caught wanking by my mother. |
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Hi, I live in France but originally from Spain. I hope to write correctly in English.
We went to my parents home on the last Christmas. Since my brother came too so that we could have a nice time with all the family together there weren't much rooms to share so my son, who is 13, and me had to share bed in one room.
One morning, my son woke up with a hard on, I could notice it but didn't said anything at all since its something embarrassing. My son run to the tiny bathroom (we have 2 bathrooms at my parents house, one huge with tube and another one tiny) trying to hide from me the obvious.
Then, my mom needed to pee and the huge bathroom was full with people so she decided to use the tiny one with the surprise on opening the door of finding my son standing up naked with his underpants at his ankles and masturbating. He didn't noticed at all the door opening since there was lot of noise at that moment of the morning with everybody waking up and the bathroom next door with lot of people.
I am very open minded so I don't care if my son does masturbates and also is my mother, but despite she is modern it was a shock for her to found her grandson masturbating so she got shocked and had no reaction for 2-3 seconds and then she shout “OOOOhhhhhhh!”. My brother, who was at the other bath entrance stepped next to the tiny bathroom and realized what just happened, he was the one who explained me later.
My son did realized he was being watched when my mother shouted so he tried to hide his guilty without succeeding very well and then my mother looked away and walked to the dinner room while my brother looked at my son smiling and my son closed the door.
It took a long time for him to go out of the bath, for nearly 30 minutes, I think because he was too ashamed, I tried to talk with him later but I think this only made it worst and also there were some jokes around all of it made to my mother and him during all the Christmas. He finally laughed at it with all so I think he has not got a trauma and the jokes worked fine.
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Worst basketball game ever |
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So everyone knows I'm a 14 year old girl who is really sexy and slim, but not athletic at all. During recess one day, i saw a bunch of annoying little kids playing basketball. I decided to show them who's boss here, because you can't be rude to me since the world is all about ME. Too bad I was wearing high heels ( to look sexy). I challenged them to a game, forgetting how nonathletic i am. But then again, i am so self centered I forget my weaknesses all the time. They laughed at my idea when they saw my high heels. I thought it wouldn't be a problem, so I versed them anyway. I stumbled around this way and that, and couldn't keep up with their jogging. I lost and their entire grade started cheering and laughing. I felt my face get red and started gasping and collapsing. No, I thought. I can't be getting destroyed. SO i took off my high heels and threw them out the door, and rematched. I was already too embarrassed to walk and keep up. I tried my best, but i could only manage to crawl around barefoot. They won again. I was so embarrassed I couldn't talk. I forced an embarrassed smile weakly. I must've look extremely crummy and embarrassed, because the audience that gathered around started pointing and laughing. Feeling so defeated, embarrassed, and helpless, i half crawled, half stumbled to the far wall, gasping and hoping no one would see my entire face red as ketchup. But they did, and started taking pictures of me weak and half dead, barefoot, reaching for the camera with a worried look. I fell and collapsed completely from embarrassment. The little kids immediately started dragging my towards center court. The poked and played with my defeated body. I had no strength to fight them. They started pulling me around the court, showing off their victory. They dragged me by my bare feet. The crowd cheered. Then they celebrated and danced ontop of me. I felt so embarrassed and ashamed, to be beat so badly by these little kids. they started poking and grabbing my bare feet. With my last bit of energy, i pleaded them to stop. They mocked me and made fun of me. With that i collapsed on the ground, everyone partying around me. I woke up to find one kid holding my high heels. I chased him all through the campus. At last I lost my energy. I stood there, noticing the whole school was watching. I suddenly felt weak and stumbled foward to get my shoes, but he walked one step back, smiling. I didn't want to be barefoot outside on the parking lot, but I was. The kid ran away. The crowd laughed. I stumbled embarrassedly after him, knowing i won't get those high heels back. Then I collapsed in embarrassment, gasping for air and blushing so hard my face felt like ti was on fire, so shamed i wanted to dig into the ground.
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Alvin and the chipmunkettes live from the shower |
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Okay this spring me and my friends were at 5th grade camp and we were obsessed with alvin and the chipmunks (cause there SO cute) and we watched every night at camp but we had to be quiet so the boys in our grade across the hall wouldn't hear us. so we were in the shower cubical things and we had memorized funky-town (acapella) and I was Theodore (cause he's cute) we were singing it and when we got out there were three cute boys there and they heard it all! Also I was nude and my friends had on bathing suits. Once that week they came up to me took their shirts off and started singing Funky-town. I was so embarrassed! They never let me live it down, even though I'm dating one of them now!
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Beans |
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Alright. One day, when I was about 7 or 8, my entire family went to my brother's Boy Scout dinner. They gave out awards and there was food, stuff like that. I knew a lot of the kids so I didn't really mind going. They had an old man come and he spoke about camping. It was Boy Scouts after all. So, he spoke for a while, with a group of over 200 people around, kids on the floor in front of a small stage, adults at the tables. He was getting to the part where he talked about what to pack when camping. Just then, I couldn't help it, I let out a huge fart. There was silence. The stupid, old bastard said with a ridiculous grin on his face, "And leave those beans at home!" The entire room started laughing. Except for me. Kids around me were asking if it was a real fart. Thats my most embarrassing moment.-Natalie
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about children |
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My 9 year old son walked in the house one morning
(he was supposed to be waiting on the school bus)
and told me he had seen the funniest thing ever -
my dog's butt was 'frozen' to the neighbors dog's
butt. Poor child
dont joke from this story :)
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Beatboxing in the classroom |
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It was a tiring Friday. Our class wrote a test. It was a very long test, because teacher gave us 2 lessons to write it. So we started...End of 1st lesson: I wrote 1/4 test, my friend Peter whole test. While was the break between lessons our teacher went to "Teachers class(room ect.)"...Beginned the second lesson, but our teacher wasn't in the classroom. My friend(Peter) saw that teacher not in classroom and he started beatboxin: Pbpbockcu(u should hear this to understand)...And so silently entered our teacher that Peter didn't saw entering. Teacher laughed so much that Peter wanted hide from whole world......:DDDDDDDDD stupidous, huh?
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My little brother |
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One day, i was going out with my younger brother Antanas (Lithuanian name). We were walking in park, and i saw dogs sh*t And i said to my brother:
"Hey look! I see on the ground CHOCOLATE!" I was thinking that he will say "You are stupid!" but he said:
"Weepey!!" and he took that sh*t !! But i said "Drop that sh*t!" And when he heard word sh*t he smell it and he started to cry!!!!!
He wanted to eat that "chocolate" !
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He's only three sir... please don't beat me up. |
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One day at the local Wal-Mart, my son (age 3) and I were waiting in line to pay for our items. My son was sitting in the shopping cart and looking at the gentleman who was in line in front of us. This person who had my son's complete attention was obviously a biker of some sort. He was dressed head-to-toe in leather, had metal studded biker chaps, a full bushy beard, and long hair down past the middle of his back. My son just stared and stared... and then, out of his mouth at full volume came this inquisitive question:
"Daddy, why that guy have girl hair?"
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the worst experience ever |
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As a child , you are bound to have some embarrassing and painful ordeals but usually both of them do not happen at the same time with both of them being drastic.
at the playful age of 7 , i lived in my old country Georgia filled with mountains and good air. After watching a movie about russian mountain climbers , i got excited and wanted to feal the thrills myself as i headed too a small mountain with swamps under it , as well as poision ivy . As i started climbing i realized that the mountain had a lot of sand all around it , causing me to slip . I got dirt all over my clothes and had ascendantly fallen a swamp.
The swamp was so hard that i could not get out! my shoes were stuck ! i started crying and screaming for help when an old man came and tryed to pull me out . It was accomplished but i lost my shoe in progress and fell over poison ivy.
I walked back into town looking ridiculous and people laughing at me :'(
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When I was a child :) |
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When I was a child I was very curious about anything and everything. I always wanted to know how things worked and why did what they did. Well one day when I was in Middle School these kids were playing with Tin Foil and Out lits. They would put half the side of the foil in the out lit and would put their foot on the other part and it would make a LOUD pop and cut off the power to that room.
One day when I was going to take a spelling test I was not prepared for it and was scared to take it. Since we were not allowed to take a test in the dark the teacher would post the test for another day. Bright me was thinking that day not of the spelling test but how to get out of the spelling test. I put the tin foil in the one part of the out lit and kicked the other part. I heard a loud bang and ran to the rest room. Everyone was thinking "what the heck was that noise and why do we have no lights"
I came out of the bathroom to the class room like nothing was going on but was sweating like a mad man.
The test was posted for the following week since we didn't have lights in that class room :)
Moral of the story if you want to not take a test just tin foil the out lits and you are all set :)
Thank you
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