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Worst basketball game ever E-mail
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So everyone knows I'm a 14 year old girl who is really sexy and slim, but not athletic at all. During recess one day, i saw a bunch of annoying little kids playing basketball. I decided to show them who's boss here, because you can't be rude to me since the world is all about ME. Too bad I was wearing high heels ( to look sexy). I challenged them to a game, forgetting how nonathletic i am. But then again, i am so self centered I forget my weaknesses all the time. They laughed at my idea when they saw my high heels. I thought it wouldn't be a problem, so I versed them anyway. I stumbled around this way and that, and couldn't keep up with their jogging. I lost and their entire grade started cheering and laughing. I felt my face get red and started gasping and collapsing. No, I thought. I can't be getting destroyed. SO i took off my high heels and threw them out the door, and rematched. I was already too embarrassed to walk and keep up. I tried my best, but i could only manage to crawl around barefoot. They won again. I was so embarrassed I couldn't talk. I forced an embarrassed smile weakly. I must've look extremely crummy and embarrassed, because the audience that gathered around started pointing and laughing. Feeling so defeated, embarrassed, and helpless, i half crawled, half stumbled to the far wall, gasping and hoping no one would see my entire face red as ketchup. But they did, and started taking pictures of me weak and half dead, barefoot, reaching for the camera with a worried look. I fell and collapsed completely from embarrassment. The little kids immediately started dragging my towards center court. The poked and played with my defeated body. I had no strength to fight them. They started pulling me around the court, showing off their victory. They dragged me by my bare feet. The crowd cheered. Then they celebrated and danced ontop of me. I felt so embarrassed and ashamed, to be beat so badly by these little kids. they started poking and grabbing my bare feet. With my last bit of energy, i pleaded them to stop. They mocked me and made fun of me. With that i collapsed on the ground, everyone partying around me. I woke up to find one kid holding my high heels. I chased him all through the campus. At last I lost my energy. I stood there, noticing the whole school was watching. I suddenly felt weak and stumbled foward to get my shoes, but he walked one step back, smiling. I didn't want to be barefoot outside on the parking lot, but I was. The kid ran away. The crowd laughed. I stumbled embarrassedly after him, knowing i won't get those high heels back. Then I collapsed in embarrassment, gasping for air and blushing so hard my face felt like ti was on fire, so shamed i wanted to dig into the ground.