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The Cat's Leap... |
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I was over a friend's house and we were playing cards in front of an old metal diagonal fireplace, the top of which had no ledge. The cat jumps up on the table and he starts eyeing the fireplace. We continued playing cards, but I thought to myself, "He wouldn't be that foolish." Sure enough, the cat jumps with all his might, goes to grab onto something of which there was nothing, slips right down the fireplace and onto the cards shooting them everywhere. I guess he was that foolish after all...
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Dog Chase! |
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Well when I was little we always used to play in my friends yard. Either football, soccor, what ever. It always had to do with a bad. Possibly just catch. Well one day, the ball went over the fence. Their were a few of us. I would say about 10. We had like this little rock pappers sciosors contest, and who ever lost every time would go get the ball. I lost... So I went around and opened the fence of the neighbor and tried to get the ball (which was on the other side of the backyard). My friends were on stools and other things and looking over the fence to see how I was doing. Well then all of a sudden, I heard a bark. I turned and I saw a dog. I didn't care what type of dog. (at that point of my life I was scared stiff of dogs.) So I grabed the ball and ran for my life! I manage to get out and close the gate behind me. I looked back and I saw this little golden retreiver puppy just wagging its tail by the gate.
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It was the dog... |
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Once I was taking my dog for a walk when I needed to fart. I didn't notice anyone near me and thought it was going to be silent so I just let it out. However, it was...let's just say a bit louder than I expected...and to make it worse the people who were a bit further off all turned to look at me when they heard it! I ended up blaming the dog and "made fun" of him for farting in a really loud voice. I felt terrible but I'm sure the dog didn't mind. That's what best friends are for right?
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