"I'm gonna go home now and fart in a shoebox." Claire Foster, Date Night
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"If we are going to pay this much for crab it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!" Claire Foster, Date Night
"Oh, it's a computer sticky thing? In my office we call it a computer sticky thing." Claire Foster, Date Night
"Oh God! He turned it sideways! KILL SHOT!" Phil Foster, Date Night
"We're adults. When did that happen?!? And how do we make it stop?" Meredith, Grey's Anatomy
"Okay, this is why some species eat their young."
Cristina, Grey's Anatomy
"Fools on bikes killing themselves. Natural selection is what it is." Miranda Bailey, Grey's Anatomy
"I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man." Cristina, Grey's Anatomy
"Let's take a look-see. Hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes. Yikes. Yikes. And, let me guess, you have a great personality." Kuzco, while considering potential brides. The Emperor's New Groove
Yzma: All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking lhama is and we'll burn your house to the ground. Kronk: Er, don't you mean or? Yzma: [even more angrily] Err, tell us where the talking lhama is *or* we'll burn your house to the ground. Chaca: Well, which is it? That sounds like a pretty crucial conjunction. The Emperor's New Groove