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Pants Down At The Mall

How about the time last year when my sister pulled my pants down in the mall. See, she got mad at me for laughing at her when she dropped her backpack at the mall and her princess Jasmine nightie fell out in front of some kids from my class in school. I was 10 and she was 9, and when I laughed at her like the other kids were doing, she got real mad and yanked my jersey pants down to my ankles right there in the mall! I was never so mortified in my life, and my face burned with embarrassment when the kids laughed at me in my tee shirt and white underwear. To be mortified like that in...


Oops!

When I was in 2nd grade, I was one of the most popular girls in my grade. But not everybody knew i am a clutz. so i got my lunch and right in front of the whole grade i just slip and fall on my butt. worst is my crush was the table over laughing and watching me wear my marinara sause all over my white shirt. i got another meal but was stuck the whole day wearing it in front of the school.


Swimming

Well i was at the swimming with my dad and at this time i was about 12 ish but anyways we were having alot of fun when i neaded to go to the toilet. When i came back i thought i saw my dad i went over but he never saw me so i desided to try and pull down his swimming trunks as a joke. Then my dad turnes and looked at me and then i realised it wasnt my dad and to make matters worse my dad was watching me from the other side of the pool killing himself with laughter. OMG worst moment ever........ xx


Too bad to post!!! But I will….

This is soooo not pc it is not funny, but MUST be shared.  I am the only female head coach in my son's baseball little league for 6 year olds. Last night, I was sitting on the bench with my assistant coach (a man), chit-chatting, waiting for practice to begin.  There was one mom directly across from us in a chair and all the boys were squirming around as usual.  All of the sudden I hear my son say very loud and clear, "My mom's vagina..." Huh?  My mouth drops open.  He finishes with, "is so hairy you can't even see it." AHHHH! Ugh.. huh? The assistant coach and the other mom bust...


a hilarious story at church

this can be the embarrasing thing that had ever happend to me. once, i went with my grandma to church and we had a prayer group but today was a very special party. i ate cookies and juice and salad it was very tasty. this church was very old but very pretty. so the food was on the table and i went to serve my self more grapejuie. in a blink of an eye, as soon as i went to go serve myself the table had fell and everyone looked at me i almost peed in my pants....


Worst summer camp experience

When I was a kid I went to this summer camp in Arizona.  It was the first day and I went to ask the counselor where the toilet was.  He was really weird because he screamed it out to me and everyone basically knew I needed to go to the toilet.  I went to the place the counselour described, which was a fireplace surround by rocks, and started to pee. Suddenly these flashlights aimed at me and scared the living daylights out of me.  I screamed like a girl and ran away.  It turns out some of the older kids heard when the counselour was yelling the directions to me and decided to play a...


No Socks

One very hot summer day, I wore my knee length white capri pants to school. And of course, very exposing footwear, like I always do. I wore converse low cuts without socks, leaving my ankles in plain sight. I had PE class in the middle of the day. As I was putting on my rolled up sweatpants, I noticed I didn't know where my socks went. I had my shoes off, fumbling around the locker room barefoot. Then I finally walked back to where my friends were, and put on my shoes without socks. I slipped my bare feet into my sneakers as if it wasn't a big deal. But I picked the wrong day to go...


Shoes That Are Too Small

One hot, summer day, our school had a special occasion that day, and we were all required to wear 5 star dress the whole day. So i wore to school a medium length dress that isn't very loose at the thighs and is one layer. I couldn't decide whether to wear flats or sandals, because my feet are smooth and beautiful enough to look good in both. I decided to wear high heels and bring my flats along. So i arrived at school. I checked my schedule. To my horror, I had gym today first period. I stumbled worriedly to gym class. I didn't bring socks for gym class. I asked my teacher if i could do...


Worst basketball game ever

So everyone knows I'm a 14 year old girl who is really sexy and slim, but not athletic at all. During recess one day, i saw a bunch of annoying little kids playing basketball. I decided to show them who's boss here, because you can't be rude to me since the world is all about ME. Too bad I was wearing high heels ( to look sexy). I challenged them to a game, forgetting how nonathletic i am. But then again, i am so self centered I forget my weaknesses all the time. They laughed at my idea when they saw my high heels. I thought it wouldn't be a problem, so I versed them anyway. I stumbled...


Kids Hear Everything!!

When my son was about 2 years old, we were in Wal-Mart shopping. We were standing in line to pay, my son in the small seat at the top of the basket, my daughter in the large bottom part of the basket. I had let my son and daughter both pick out a pair of sandals. My son was so proud of his new Barney sandals, he decided to show the man that was behind us in line. The man quickly replied "Oh so you must like Barney!" Then he turned to my daughter and asked her if she liked the Disney princess' since that was the sort of sandal that she had picked out. So then, under his breath, my son murmers...