Okay this spring me and my friends were at 5th grade camp and we were obsessed with alvin and the chipmunks (cause there SO cute) and we watched every night at camp but we had to be quiet so the boys in our grade across the hall wouldn't hear us. so we were in the shower cubical things and we had memorized funky-town (acapella) and I was Theodore (cause he's cute) we were singing it and when we got out there were three cute boys there  and they heard it all! Also I was nude and my friends had on bathing suits. Once that week they came up to me took their shirts off and started singing...

Alright.  One day, when I was about 7 or 8, my entire family went to my brother's Boy Scout dinner.  They gave out awards and there was food, stuff like that.  I knew a lot of the kids so I didn't really mind going.  They had an old man come and he spoke about camping.  It was Boy Scouts after all.  So, he spoke for a while, with a group of over 200 people around, kids on the floor in front of a small stage, adults at the tables.  He was getting to the part where he talked about what to pack when camping. Just then, I couldn't help it, I let out a huge fart.  There was silence....

My 9 year old son walked in the house one morning (he was supposed to be waiting on the school bus) and told me he had seen the funniest thing ever - my dog's butt was 'frozen' to the neighbors dog's butt.  Poor child dont joke from this story :)

It was a tiring Friday. Our class wrote a test. It was a very long test, because teacher gave us 2 lessons to write it. So we started...End of 1st lesson: I wrote 1/4 test, my friend Peter whole test. While was the break between lessons our teacher went to "Teachers class(room ect.)"...Beginned the second lesson, but our teacher wasn't in the classroom. My friend(Peter) saw that teacher not in classroom and he started beatboxin: Pbpbockcu(u should hear this to understand)...And so silently entered our teacher that Peter didn't saw entering. Teacher laughed so much that Peter wanted hide from...

One day at the local Wal-Mart, my son (age 3) and I were waiting in line to pay for our items.  My son was sitting in the shopping cart and looking at the gentleman who was in line in front of us.  This person who had my son's complete attention was obviously a biker of some sort.  He was dressed head-to-toe in leather, had metal studded biker chaps, a full bushy beard, and long hair down past the middle of his back.  My son just stared and stared... and then, out of his mouth at full volume came this inquisitive question: "Daddy, why that guy have girl...

As a child , you are bound to have some embarrassing and painful ordeals but usually both of them do not happen at the same time with both of them being drastic. At the playful age of 7 , i lived in my old country Georgia filled with mountains and good air. After watching a movie about russian mountain climbers , i got excited and wanted to feal the thrills myself as i headed too a small mountain with swamps under it , as well as poision ivy . As i started climbing i realized that the mountain had a lot of sand all around it , causing me to slip . I got dirt all over my clothes and had...

When I was a child I was very curious about anything and everything.  I always wanted to know how things worked and why did what they did.  Well one day when I was in Middle School these kids were playing with Tin Foil and Out lits.  They would put half the side of the foil in the out lit and would put their foot on the other part and it would make a LOUD pop and cut off the power to that room. One day when I was going to take a spelling test I was not prepared for it and was scared to take it.  Since we were not allowed to take a test in the dark the teacher would post the test for...