Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary: 8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favourite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing! Excerpts from a...

Once I was taking my dog for a walk when I needed to fart.  I didn't notice anyone near me and thought it was going to be silent so I just let it out.  However, it was...let's just say a bit louder than I expected...and to make it worse the people who were a bit further off all turned to look at me when they heard it!  I ended up blaming the dog and "made fun" of him for farting in a really loud voice.  I felt terrible but I'm sure the dog didn't mind. That's what best friends are for right?

Well when I was little we always used to play in my friends yard. Either football, soccor, what ever. It always had to do with a ball. Possibly just catch. Well one day, the ball went over the fence. Their were a few of us. I would say about 10. We had like this little rock pappers sciosors contest, and who ever lost every time would go get the ball. I lost... So I went around and opened the fence of the neighbor and tried to get the ball (which was on the other side of the backyard). My friends were on stools and other things and looking over the fence to see how I was doing. Well then...