I had been hospitalized for a bad case of food poisoning.  I had been vomiting for days on end and I was exhausted and I couldn't keep *anything* down so they had to give me medicines and feed me intravenously.  My wife and a nurse were in my room and the nurse began examining my stomach which was tender and painful. I knew I had gas so I tried to hold it until after the exam, but I was still sick so I couldn't control it and I let out the loudest fart ever. Everyone was silent and then my wife and my nurse burst out laughing.  I was already feverish, weak and ill and on top of that, I...

Hello everyone. This is a story about me. It's real :-) So i started at this new class like 2 years ago. I was kinda shy and all, you know - don't be too "wild" when you just came into the class thing. So my classmates made this big party and they invited me of course. I have been drunk before, but not like this. So i come in this party, find a bottle of vodka, and walk around and drink it, untill i get totally drunk and start dancing with all the girls, running around like wild and all that crazy stuff. So me and my friend decided to go buy some food outside cause we got hungry. When we...

So I moved to a new house out in the country.  The nearest house is about 300 feet away and I've walked the backyard many times and couldn't really see into the house. So many days I'd get up and simply be naked until it was time to leave.  Most days the curtains were open since I like the sunlight. Well I finally meet my neighbors at a small gathering and after a few beers the dad leans over and asks me if I realized that in the morning the sun lights up the whole inside of my house? Turns out that I was giving the neighbors a full show every...

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.. suddenly he asked the waiter: "would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee." Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but, still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank...

I was out on a second date with this girl.  As we were walking back to my car after dinner she suddenly said "What's that" and pointed down at my feet.  I saw something sticking out of my left pant leg and every step it started to stick out more.  It was white and I realised it was my underwear, which must have got mixed up in the laundry into my pants and was inside my  pants the whole time.  I quickly made a grab for it and tried to hide it in my pocket.  But I was damn sure she saw it since she was trying hard not to giggle.  To make it worse it was a tighty whitey.  I haven't ever...