My boss, her boyfriend (who was our manager), my husband, myself, and another co-worker all decided to go out for drinks and to watch a band play. I very loudly protested against any alcohol-tasting drink right from the beginning. So, my boss suggested a kind of mixed drink she promised would taste like Dr. Pepper. I thought, "How bad could it be?" Well, I got the drink, and found that it was icky and alcohol-y like all the other drinks I've tasted. So, I sipped slowly and carefully. I guess it didn't matter, because I still managed to get wasted! I'm told I somehow got a hold of...

One day I was in art class, and we were painting. It was raining outside, and I couldn't find my boots so i had to wear flats to school on such a rainy day. I also picked today to wear a really sexy-looking medium length skirt. So in art class a boy was carrying a bucket of paint and he spilled it all over my feet. I freaked out and told the teacher, then ran as fast as I could to the bathroom to was it off. Unfortunately, the nearest bathroom was in another building across campus. I took one step and slipped on the paint, so i ripped my flats off and ran down the stairs and out the door. I...

After reading someone's story about vomiting on a guy's crotch I thought I would write my own blowjob story. I was on a date with this guy and things were getting hot and heavy when he started pushing my head down. I tried to push back against his hand but he was stronger than me. I obviously didn't want to do it but since he pushed me I got a little annoyed and so, instead of sucking him I bit his penis. It wasn't enough to really hurt him but it hurt. Power to the women!

Ok, everyone might be amused to know that I am still the biggest clutz in town. Why did I spill bright glitter blue nail polish all over my hand right before my interview. Then, I couldn't find any nail polish remover, so I tried washing it off. Yah, bad idea! I ended up with bright blue hands. I looked like a smurf. My solution was to wear my gloves. The ones with the fur.(the only ones that I have) All during the interview the lady kept asking me if I wanted to take off my gloves. Maybe because I looked RIDICULOUS! I should have just wore my boots with the fur too. I just kept saying, "no,...

I got my first period when I was in 8th grade The year in which i began to date, and the year of Chad, my first boyfriend. It was THAT TIME OF THE MONTH and Chad had asked to go to the movies. I, not noing bout "aunt flow", agreed and we went to the movie. I ordered a hot dog, nachos, a large popcorn, and a soda. I had finished them all halfway thru the movie. I felt crampy but i thought it was just the food i had eaten. That night I thought i would get my first kiss, so i wore a purple cami and white skinny jeans. Whenever i got my period, it was an EXTREMELY HAVY FLOW. It was like losing a...

One day i was at my friends house and her cousin was there. She went to go down to McDonalds to get us some lunch and told us to g in the pool. So her cousin starts asking me questions and complements me. Then he asks do you want to get changed to go in the pool. I say iam already wearing my stuff under my clothes, so i take my top and pants of and say lets go in. He gets up and places one hand on my breast, and one down below started kissing me and then says "I am not dreaming you are naked". So we start making out and all of a sudden my Boy Friend comes in and i was in big trouble.

It was my first time skiing and I was only wearing jeans since I didn't feel the need to buy actual snow pants.  Anyway, halfway down the slope on my first time I fell and I had alot of trouble getting back on my feet.  My bum felt really cold but because I wasn't wearing snow pants I didn't really take notice, plus I was more worried about making my way down the slope since I felt really nervous being stuck halfway down.  I finally got myself up and "skied" my way down, but when I got down I found out that my pants had fallen a bit and I was flashing half my bum to everyone behind me!...