College Dorm Room Torture

When I was a freshman in college I lived with three roommates. It was actually two dorm rooms connected by a common bathroom and study area.

Now, the first thing to understand is that when I was 18, I weighed only about 130 lb., I was and really still am a pretty small guy. My other three roommates each outweighed me by 50 lb. or more.

Well one thing that became a regular activity among my roommates was wrestling. They loved to have wrestling matches; it was one of those who’s the strongest competition that young guys love to engage in. I always did my best to avoid having any part in it because I knew I had no chance.

Well one day, after we had all been drinking in our room for a while, the wrestling started. Initially it was between two of my other roommates, while myself and our third roommate sat there and laughed, but after a few minutes my one unoccupied roommate turned to me and asked why I never got involved in the competition.

I kind of brushed it off and just said I had no interest in wrestling, but he just responded that I should try it because it’s fun. I made a half hearted attempt to change the conversation, but before I knew it he had jumped on me and I was suddenly involved in the wrestling.

Well…it took him less than a minute to get me pinned on my stomach with him sitting on my back. He asked me if I gave up, to which I replied “Yes, now let me up.”

He didn’t let me up, but just persisted in asking if I would give and while doing so started poking me in the ribs and taunting me.

Although he wasn’t meaning to, his poking was tickling like hell and I have always been extremely ticklish. I tried to control myself and not let on how much it was bothering me, but I couldn’t control it and before long I started laughing. Realizing what he was doing and that I was totally pinned by him, he saw a great opportunity.

He got the attention of my other roommates, who he quickly informed of my predicament, and the three of them decided that ganging up on me would be hysterical. By this point I’m freaking out, both from embarrassment and because, since we had been drinking all night I really had to go to the bathroom.

I had one roommate sitting on my back tickling my ribs and underarms, one sitting on my legs getting my feet and the other pinning my hands above my head.

I screamed at them to let me up and that I was going to piss my pants, but that only made it seem funnier to them and after about 5 minutes of non-stop tickling I wet myself.

I got another 5 or 10 minutes of tickling before they would even let me up, so I had to lay there in wet pants gasping to breathe.

They finally let me up, once they had their fill of making me say a slew of embarrassing things and I got teased about that night for the rest of the year.

1 Response to College Dorm Room Torture


Terry November 28th, 2010 at 10:06 pm

I feel your pain…Roomates can suck sometimes…

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