I usually wear the same jeans for 4-5 days in a row and then wash them and switch to another. Today was the 4th day I’ve been wearing the same pair of jeans and I was out on a first date with a coworker. I really like this girl and it took me about a month to finally ask her out.
Anyways I thought the date went great and I got home and decided to do some laundry. I took off my pants and as I was putting them in the machine I saw a massive hole in the back of my pants. Right on the bum. The worst part was I was wearing tighty whities! I really hope she didn’t see it but I’m not sure how she couldn’t have…