A man and a woman decide to honeymoon in an exotic land. In their desire to make it a memorable trip, they put their heads together and plan everything diligently. They decide to buy first class plane tickets, book in the most luxurious hoetl, buy smart but comfortable traveling clothes, and ready sizable amount in cash and traveler’s checks.
At the airport, thy double-check each item on their list, making sure that they have not overlooked anything.
“Do we have all our luggage?” asks the man.
“Yes,” replies the woman.
“How about the tickets?”
“I have them right here.”
“Cash and checkbook?”
“I’ve got those, too.”
The man sighs with relief. Suddenly, his face falls. It has dawned on him that thy had forgotten the most important thing of all.
Oblivious to his mood, the woman places her arms around him and whispers, “Honey, I’m sure we will have a wonderful honeymoon.”
“I don’t think so.”
“Why not, dear?”
“We forgot to get married.”