I was in washroom .... then unintentionally .... loooked up..where i ......!ffffffff......!!! found a mirror with no support at the middle not even hanged by ny means...... i was frightened ..... guessed something uneven......looked arround.....where i found....... all the things arround me are............. not moving and r fine..... still a fear in my heart.... just then...Dhan DHHHHHANNNNN DHHHANNANNANNAN. ..... sounds from surrounding.... everything was fine..dont found where from the sounds are coming...... sounds continued for 20 more seconds...... i tried to rush out of that frightening place...... which was weird ..... as soon as i reached the door... door shut by itself....making a big horryfying sound.....DDDDDEEERRRRRRDDDUUSHHHHHHH......locked by itsef... felt someone moving back to meee.... ABOUT TURN.... no one thereeee.... checked keenly.... still no one..... felt fine...went to open the door.....heard a sound of opening of a door....again turned back....this time my black eye ball captured some black imageeee..... my mind imagined a BIIGGG..... hoorifying..... dark bluee eyed...man with one horn..whom i have to fought with..... ryt now to survive........ ya it turned out to the same image..... it was in search of the guy who can defeat him.... i thought .. nyway am going to die... y not to try.....!!!!!. ... suddenly i found my trouser pockets became heavy.... my hand went to check them..... while my eyes kept watching his mooves.... now am armed with big diamond sword.... just saw him....his big body.....huuge chest.....darkest blue eye......nd nd nd....one single glowing...HORN... remembered the old english movies..... just lifted the sword nd pushed it deep into his............................left-foot..... in pain he bent down..... just the....i plucked his glowing horn....with horn-picer....which i grabbed from my heavy left pocket...... i thought that gaint was dead...no- horn--no- gain ...policy (old english movies) .... but...he was still active nd was roaring with anger.... tried to place his huge platinum made old ..i guess more than 200 kg ...stick like thing ... on my sholder with max effort..... hmmm.....mind wins over body.....i just kept my sword under his armpit.... his left hand was cut nd was on floor.... i was haapy thinking am near a win.. just then......his right hand pulled my left leg into the air .....now am seeing everything in reverse( he is holding me head-down)....... thought of eating me..nd made me near to his mouth.....nd into his........seconds before which i threw my srowd towards his eyes... i was under his teeth....nd wud be crushed under them, if he had not fallen down dead with his mouth opened...... showing a way out for me..... i came out seeing a beautiful angel.. infact very beautiful...ho not enough.... very very beautiful.... ..... she was the one who helped me with weapons...... she came near to me ....... touched my shoulder.....hold it tight......hoooo..whats she doing.....my mind is not even able to take a wild guess!!!!!......then she spoke first words to me......HAD HEAVY LUNCH ??????? HEY WAKE UP HAD HEAVY LUNCH ????....opened my eyes to see the beautiful girl......going into fog.....leaving a blurr figure infront of me....hoo he was my bosss............ i was sleeping in office ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!.....?

When I was a freshman in college I lived with three roommates. It was actually two dorm rooms connected by a common bathroom and study area.

Now, the first thing to understand is that when I was 18, I weighed only about 130 lb., I was and really still am a pretty small guy. My other three roommates each outweighed me by 50 lb. or more.

Well one thing that became a regular activity among my roommates was wrestling. They loved to have wrestling matches; it was one of those who’s the strongest competition that young guys love to engage in. I always did my best to avoid having any part in it because I knew I had no chance.

Well one day, after we had all been drinking in our room for a while, the wrestling started. Initially it was between two of my other roommates, while myself and our third roommate sat there and laughed, but after a few minutes my one unoccupied roommate turned to me and asked why I never got involved in the competition.

I kind of brushed it off and just said I had no interest in wrestling, but he just responded that I should try it because it's fun. I made a half hearted attempt to change the conversation, but before I knew it he had jumped on me and I was suddenly involved in the wrestling.

Well...it took him less than a minute to get me pinned on my stomach with him sitting on my back. He asked me if I gave up, to which I replied "Yes, now let me up."

He didn't let me up, but just persisted in asking if I would give and while doing so started poking me in the ribs and taunting me.

Although he wasn't meaning to, his poking was tickling like hell and I have always been extremely ticklish. I tried to control myself and not let on how much it was bothering me, but I couldn't control it and before long I started laughing. Realizing what he was doing and that I was totally pinned by him, he saw a great opportunity.

He got the attention of my other roommates, who he quickly informed of my predicament, and the three of them decided that ganging up on me would be hysterical. By this point I’m freaking out, both from embarrassment and because, since we had been drinking all night I really had to go to the bathroom.

I had one roommate sitting on my back tickling my ribs and underarms, one sitting on my legs getting my feet and the other pinning my hands above my head.

I screamed at them to let me up and that I was going to piss my pants, but that only made it seem funnier to them and after about 5 minutes of non-stop tickling I wet myself.

I got another 5 or 10 minutes of tickling before they would even let me up, so I had to lay there in wet pants gasping to breathe.

They finally let me up, once they had their fill of making me say a slew of embarrassing things and I got teased about that night for the rest of the year.

Okay this spring me and my friends were at 5th grade camp and we were obsessed with alvin and the chipmunks (cause there SO cute) and we watched every night at camp but we had to be quiet so the boys in our grade across the hall wouldn't hear us. so we were in the shower cubical things and we had memorized funky-town (acapella) and I was Theodore (cause he's cute) we were singing it and when we got out there were three cute boys there and they heard it all! Also I was nude and my friends had on bathing suits. Once that week they came up to me took their shirts off and started singing Funky-town. I was so embarrassed! They never let me live it down, even though I'm dating one of them now!

One night just after I turned 17 we were sitting at the supper table and my 8 year old sister said dad can I have a puppy?. Dad said no, not right now, but in a few months when we get moved then we'll talk about it. She said well randy is going to have puppys, so can we keep one of them? dad asked her what she was talking about and she said, well I saw uncle mikes dog doing the same thing to randy as he did to misses porters dog, and she had puppies. I glanced at dad and he was giving me a real hard look and I could tell that he wasn't very happy with what he'd heard.