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Stuck in a tree |
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I was at my school and saw a basketball on the court. I had this idea of taking it and renting it out for money. I decided to climb a tree and hide it there, but I got myself entangled in the tree branches. I was going to fall but I managed to grab a branch. I was stuck for 2 hours until a janitor discovered me. To make things worse, the story was printed in the school paper! |
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Tighty Whities FTW |
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I'm in high school and I'm 16 years old. I was taking swimming classes for P.E, and I was absent one time so I needed to do makeup afterschool. On Wednesday the last period ended a few minutes early and I went over to the boy's locker room to change into my swimming trunks. My school is pretty small, so the changing room is pretty small too. I took off all my clothes and put on my super tight briefs that I wear under my swim trunk (its the briefs I wear specficially for swimming, so I outgrew it a year or so back, so that's why its so small).
Anyways, so I was standing there in my tighty whities about to put on my swim trunk when the door to the changing room opens behind me. I was surprised (no one was there inside, and I didn't expect anyone to come in), and I turned around and behind me came in a group of seniors two grades above. They looked at me and laughed at me, and I was embarassed as hell to be caught
standing in my tighty whities, but that wasn't even the worst part of it. I knew them and I knew they hated me (why they hated me is another story, so I won't explain here) so I knew they would do something just to embarass me. I tried to get on my swim trunks in desperation but before I could, they grabbed me and they literally dragged me outside by force.
They didn't punch me or anything, but they made fun of my tighty whities and I couldn't get away cuz one guy was holding me. They just laughed at me and they started taking pictures of me with their cell phones and said they would send the pics to all my friends. Worst of all I was so embarassed I had an huge erection that stuck out so obviously I literally turned red, even though it was really cold since it was Feburary. The miraculous part was there wasn't anyone else that witnessed this; except when they finally let me go after they got bored, I ran back to the locker room TO FIND IT LOCKED.
I just stood there for like a minute, cuz I couldn't believe this was happening. (I learned after all this that Wednesday was CLEANING DAY for the pool, so they locked it up right afterschool. And obviously, I had my backpack and my clothes there.)
Well anyways, so I stood there in front of the locked door standing there in my tighty whities and at first I thought about going home, but I always came to school by riding my bicycle and it took about thirty minutes, and riding home in my tighty whities in broad daylight wasn't something I was going to do. Fortunately, I didn't end up walking around the school in my briefs looking for someone to open the door for me (which I was actually going to do since I had no choice), because the janitor came out from the girl's changing room just then. I didn't have to explain much (I guess it was pretty obvious what more or less happened, with me in my tight briefs looking desperate), and the janitor unlocked the door for me. I couldn't bear to look at the janitor in the eye because I was so embarassed and I literally ran out of the place after I put my clothes on.
After that, the seniors called me names in hallways whenever I passed them, and they really DID send pics of me in my tighty whities to people I knew. The only good part about THAT was that I'm not that bad looking and I'm a runner, so I didn't look THAT embarassing in the pics that were shown to me more times than I want to remember. (But trust me, it was still embarassing as hell.) |
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Walked in on my mother in law in the loo |
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I was at my in laws one night and accidentally walked in on my mother in law on the loo. I managed to stammer out a sorry and then turned around and closed the door. I told my wife about it but I'm not sure if my father in law knows.
To this day I'm still embarrassed about it and I try not to go to the washrrom at my in laws place! |
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College Dorm Room Torture |
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When I was a freshman in college I lived with three roommates. It was actually two dorm rooms connected by a common bathroom and study area.
Now, the first thing to understand is that when I was 18, I weighed only about 130 lb., I was and really still am a pretty small guy. My other three roommates each outweighed me by 50 lb. or more.
Well one thing that became a regular activity among my roommates was wrestling. They loved to have wrestling matches; it was one of those who’s the strongest competition that young guys love to engage in. I always did my best to avoid having any part in it because I knew I had no chance.
Well one day, after we had all been drinking in our room for a while, the wrestling started. Initially it was between two of my other roommates, while myself and our third roommate sat there and laughed, but after a few minutes my one unoccupied roommate turned to me and asked why I never got involved in the competition.
I kind of brushed it off and just said I had no interest in wrestling, but he just responded that I should try it because it's fun. I made a half hearted attempt to change the conversation, but before I knew it he had jumped on me and I was suddenly involved in the wrestling.
Well...it took him less than a minute to get me pinned on my stomach with him sitting on my back. He asked me if I gave up, to which I replied "Yes, now let me up."
He didn't let me up, but just persisted in asking if I would give and while doing so started poking me in the ribs and taunting me.
Although he wasn't meaning to, his poking was tickling like hell and I have always been extremely ticklish. I tried to control myself and not let on how much it was bothering me, but I couldn't control it and before long I started laughing. Realizing what he was doing and that I was totally pinned by him, he saw a great opportunity.
He got the attention of my other roommates, who he quickly informed of my predicament, and the three of them decided that ganging up on me would be hysterical. By this point I’m freaking out, both from embarrassment and because, since we had been drinking all night I really had to go to the bathroom.
I had one roommate sitting on my back tickling my ribs and underarms, one sitting on my legs getting my feet and the other pinning my hands above my head.
I screamed at them to let me up and that I was going to piss my pants, but that only made it seem funnier to them and after about 5 minutes of non-stop tickling I wet myself.
I got another 5 or 10 minutes of tickling before they would even let me up, so I had to lay there in wet pants gasping to breathe.
They finally let me up, once they had their fill of making me say a slew of embarrassing things and I got teased about that night for the rest of the year. |
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Sixth Grade Boners |
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Well, when I was in grade six I had already started puberty. And as my machinery was growing, I was too.
So, one day in class, me and the guys were standing in a circle at the back. It was me (Gina), Ara, Edmond, Adrian, Rory, and Pat. So I was kinda being the center of attention. We were talking about a new Xbox game that I had, and I invited everyone over.
All of a sudden, out of nowhere I started to get an erection. Everyone was still looking at my face, but then it turned red. So they all went "What the fuck is his dealio?" And then all of a sudden Ara yelled "GINA HAS AN ERECTION!" And all the guys started laughing. And I was a really kewl popular guy, so I couldnt cry. I just turned around.
So, meanwhile, Edmond and Ara went to the girl I like named Hannah and her best friend Nicole, and said "Gina has an erection right now!" And Edmond grabbed Nicole's hand and Ara grabbed Hannah's arm, and they pulled them to me. And my back was facing them, so Ardian and Rory forced me to turn around!
That time I cried. I could not believe that HANNAH had seen my boner!
For the rest of the day Ara and Edmond were going around telling everyone I had an erection earlier! |
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2 for 1 Embarrassing Deal |
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I had been hospitalized for a bad case of food poisoning. I had been vomiting for days on end and I was exhausted and I couldn't keep *anything* down so they had to give me medicines and feed me intravenously. My wife and a nurse were in my room and the nurse began examining my stomach which was tender and painful. I knew I had gas so I tried to hold it until after the exam, but I was still sick so I couldn't control it and I let out the loudest fart ever.
Everyone was silent and then my wife and my nurse burst out laughing. I was already feverish, weak and ill and on top of that, I felt like they were ganging up on me and laughing at me. I was so embarrassed that I just burst into tears. My wife tried to apologize and put her arms around me but I was mad at her and said "no" and tried to move away from her but I was too weak to fight back and I just fell back against my pillow.
The nurse and my wife were apologizing profusely as they knew they had hurt a sick person's feelings. My wife said that the reason she cracked up was because it was so loud and sudden that it shocked her. And the nurse said the look on my face after it happened made her laugh but she didn't mean to. I guess I was overly sensitive as I didn't feel well so I let it go.
I remember sitting up (I don't know why, I had had a fever for days and wasn't myself)....and then everything went black and I heard my wife scream and then I heard footsteps and then two male voices saying "oh God, get him up". I remember saying "what the **** happened?" It turns out that I had fainted when I tried to get up. Once again, I was beyond embarrassed not just at the fainting, but the fact that I cursed which I rarely ever do. It just came out!
To make the whole situation worse, my parents came to visit right after this happened and saw the room door wide open, the doctor putting me back in bed and nurses running to get cool compresses for me. They wanted to know what happened and the nurse told them that I had passed out. The doctor turned to the nurse and asked "what happened right before he fainted?" I thought she was going to bring up the fart incident and since my parents are jokers, I knew that I'd never hear the end of it. It would come up at every family gathering. I tried to say something, *anything* to keep her from bringing it up but when I opened my mouth, all that came out were moans. The nurse that had gone to get the cold compress put it on my forehead and put my feet up and told me to rest and save my strength. Mercifully, the nurse who was there during the fart incident just said that "he was very feverish and when I examined his stomach, he was in pain. He hasn't eaten in days and I think everything just got the best of him". Whew! You can believe that people very nice to me after this. |
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SALTY TEA |
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He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised.
They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything,
she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.. suddenly
he asked the waiter: "would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put
it in my coffee."
Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but, still,
he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously: why you
have this hobby?
He replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea,
I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea , just likethe
taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee,
I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so
much,
I miss my parents who are still living there".
While saying that tears filled his eyes.
She was deeply touched.
That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart.
A man who can tell out his homesickness,
he must be a man who loves home,
cares about home, has responsibility of home..
Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her
childhood, her family.
That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.
They continued to date.
She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands;
he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful.
He was such a good person but she almost missed him!
Thanks to his salty coffee!
Then the story was just like every beautiful love story, the
princess married to the prince, then they were living the happy life...
And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as
she knew that's the way he liked it.
After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: "My dearest,
please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie.
This was the only lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first
time we dated?
I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt
It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that
could be the start of our communication!
I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to
do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything..
Now I'm dying,
I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee,
what a strange bad taste..
But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life!
Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for
you.
Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live
for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life,
even though I have to drink the salty coffee again".
Her tears made the letter totally wet.
Someday, someone asked her: what's the taste of salty coffee?
It's sweet. She replied. |
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Who knew you could see in |
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So I moved to a new house out in the country. The nearest house is about 300 feet away and I've walked the backyard many times and couldn't really see into the house.
So many days I'd get up and simply be naked until it was time to leave. Most days the curtains were open since I like the sunlight.
Well I finally meet my neighbors at a small gathering and after a few beers the dad leans over and asks me if I realized that in the morning the sun lights up the whole inside of my house?
Turns out that I was giving the neighbors a full show every morning!
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Tighty Whitey Embarrassment |
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I was out on a second date with this girl. As we were walking back to my car after dinner she suddenly said "What's that" and pointed down at my feet. I saw something sticking out of my left pant leg and every step it started to stick out more. It was white and I realised it was my underwear, which must have got mixed up in the laundry into my pants and was inside my pants the whole time. I quickly made a grab for it and tried to hide it in my pocket. But I was damn sure she saw it since she was trying hard not to giggle. To make it worse it was a tighty whitey. I haven't ever gotten over it and always check my pants now. |
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Noisy res neighbour revenge |
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When I was still living in residence I had the worst neighbours. The people living in the room next to me were really noisy and mostly at night *hint*. They were so loud that I usually couldn't sleep at night so one night I got really annoyed and while they were getting it on I taped the sounds coming into my room. The next day I slept at my friend's but before leaving my room I put the speakers up against the wall and played the sounds I recorded the night before on full blast.
I don't know if they just thought I was getting some or if they knew it was them but I think they knew because after that they were pretty quiet and I finally got a good night's rest |
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Supermarket |
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I was at the supermarket with my girlfriend once and walked away from our shopping cart to get some bananas. When I went back to the cart I did not look properly and just dumped the bananas into the cart. I couldn't see my girlfriend around so I thought she had walked ahead. I pushed the cart ahead and was trying to find her when I found myself walking past her with the cart and she was staring at me with a funny expression. I only realised then that she was pushing our own cart and I had walked off with someone else's cart. I looked back to see a little boy and his mom following me. I was so embarrassed and gave them back the cart and took out my bananas. I mumbled that I was sorry and ran back to my girlfriend. She started laughing at me and luckily the boy and his mom had a good sense of humour. We all had a good laugh but I'm still a little embarrassed whenever I think about it again |
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