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I was on vacation in France and I met this girl who I really, really liked. I mean REALLY liked, I was crazy over her!
So I decide I'm gonna ask her out.
I take her over to the pub, which was deserted at that time, we were only teenagers but they let us in when it's light outside.
So I go over to get the drinks, but cause my hands were shaking so much (I was pretty nervous) I dropped the drinks tray all over my pants (I got totally soaked in the wrong place).
So she went to buy the drinks instead.
We sat there for a while drinking coke, me looking like I'd pissed myself and this french guy comes up to us and says something in french, I don't speak french so I didn't have a clue what he was saying, I just yelled "Wha?" and he walked off looking discusted. Then she told me that he was just asking if everything was alright, he worked there.
So then after several cokes I got the courage to ask her and when I finally did, she said no.
I didn't know what to do, I couldn't beg cause then I'd look desperate, I couldn't cry cause I'd look wimpy, so I just ran out of the pub, and smacked into the door frame on my way out.
Several embarrasing mistakes all in one hour!
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