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One night just after I turned 17 we were sitting at the supper table and my 8 year old sister said dad can I have a puppy?. Dad said no, not right now, but in a few months when we get moved then we'll talk about it. She said well randy is going to have puppys, so can we keep one of them? dad asked her what she was talking about and she said, well I saw uncle mikes dog doing the same thing to randy as he did to misses porters dog, and she had puppies. I glanced at dad and he was giving me a real hard look and I could tell that he wasn't very happy with what he'd heard.
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Hit and Fall |
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A while back. I was skateboarding down the street on my brother's skateboard when I saw this cute guy sitting on his porch. I looked over at him and tryed to look as cute as possible, but I was so busy looking at him that I wasn't watching ahead of me. Before I knew it I hit this old lady walking her dog. I fell off the skateboard and the lady said "Make sure you watch where you're going next time." -In a rude voice. As embarrassed as I was, I managed to get to my feet, but when I looked back over to the boy on the porch, he was gone. He probably saw me fall and went inside because he was embarrassed to even look at me!!
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Pool Fool! |
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I was with my friends at a party. We were in the backyard and I was standing next to the pool. Everyone was saying how hot and humid it was and how nice it would be to just jump into the pool with our clothes on. When the guy I had a crush on came over to talk to me and my friends. I thought I could make him laugh if I jumped into the pool with my clothes on, like everybody was talking about. The only difference was I actually did it. I carlessly jumped in like an idiot. And after I did it, I started laughing like it was the most hillarious daring thing anyone could ever do. But no one else was laughing... It was so embarrassing!!
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I slipped off the ledge! |
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It was lunch break on my first day of high school and I had this huge crush on this guy since grade 7. So anyways I was talking to him and he was climbing on a ledge in the front of our school. I wanted his attention so I tried to climb up it too. I would have made it if I wasn't wearing a mini jean skirt and flip-flops so i obviously slipped off the side of the ledge and fell into the garden. I squished a bunch of flowers and my crush was laughing so hard. I laughed too, to cover up the shame, but I could feel my face turning beet red. I was so mortified and I had to walk around with a huge dirt stain on the back of my skirt for the rest of the day.
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I sneezed in the peas! |
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I was at my friend's house for dinner one night. We were all sitting around her table. I was really hoping to make a good impression on her family, just because I just started a new high school and she was my first friend. Her family was so polite, I was afraid to do or say anything wrong. I had just gotten over a really bad cold that I had a few days before. When the food was being passed around the table, her dad handed me the dish of peas. Suddenly out of nowhere I had this huge sneeze comming on, and before I even had a chance to turn my head, I sneezed right into the dish of peas, TWICE! omg her whole family stared at me and I was like "im sooooooo sorry." My friend still laughs about it, but I try to avoid her parents and lets just say, I havn't been invited for dinner there since.
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I blew my nose in her scarf! |
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Awhile back I was new in town and at my first new friend's house. She was showing me this cute scarf she bought in New York, bragging about how expensive it was. I thought it was a rip-off, it was made out of thin cheap material, but she still loved it to death. Anyways, I was fixing my hair in her bathroom and I had some sort of allergic reaction to her airfreshener or something. So my eyes got all itchy and my nose was running. I had to sneeze and I grabbed her scarf by mistake. I sneezed in it and blew my nose carelessly. I was soo embarrassed that I could be so stupid so I hid the scarf under some towels under the sink.
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Embarrassing Allergies |
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I was walking in the park during the summer when I saw my crush walking his dog. I told him his dog was cute and asked to pet it. I'm allergic to dogs but it was the only excuse i could think of (at the moment) to talk to him. So I pet his dog, pretending my eyes wern't iching and burning and I didn't have to sneeze. After awhile my allergies started getting the best of me and I started to sneeze. And once it started it couldn't be stopped, I couldn't help myself, I was sneezing non-stop. My crush quickly ended the conversation and left. When I got home (as if I wasn't embarrassed enough) I looked in the mirror and noticed a huge booger hanging from my nose. I never talked to my crush again. =(
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I peed myself!! |
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When I was 13, I had just moved to a new town so I didn't know anybody. My neighbour and her friends had a sleepover party thing and decided to invite me. I was sharing an air matress with one of the girls and I had to pee really bad. I had drinken almost 3 cans of pop and she only had one OCCUPIED bathroom. I thought I could hold it, but then I sneezed and the pressure of the sneeze actually made me pee myself. OMG it was sooo humilliating, but luckily nobody noticed, at least I hope not.
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Exorcist moment! |
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Just finished drinking on a Friday night and I was already feeling pretty wasted. On the ride home (obviously not driving) I was feeling the alcohol up to my throat. I had gagged a few times and my girlfriend immediately gave me plastic bag from the back seat. It wasn't a long drive home so I thought I could hold it down, but as that thought came up, so did something else, now I was like a hamster stuffed with barf in my cheeks. My girlfriend (driving) was at a stop light and turned to me to see if I was okay, but what she saw was a replay of the exorcist barfing scene. I literally had projected my puke on to the dash board and the wind shield, and obviously all over myself. But that was not the end of my puking, I had continued puking out the window while the car was moving and there was a bus right behind us. I had always wonder if any of it hit his wind shield.
My girlfriend said it was actually scarier then the scene from the exorcist!
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Seen by Shannon(thats no Bull) |
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I live beside a beautiful 19yr old named Shannon(thats no Bull) who has a deck over looking my laundry room. I had just got out of the shower and walked naked to the laundry room to get a towel. I started to dry my hair facing the window,then continued to dry off my body. I had gotten a semi when i was drying off and then i noticed Shannon had been outside having a smoke,watching me! I was standing there,full frontal naked and our eyes meet...she went as red as i did. She has been avoiding me ever since,to bad i was hoping she would return the favor.
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found out why |
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when I was a 16 year old boy I asked my older brother why dogs stick togather when they mate, he told me to tease cooter our german shepherd male and he would show me. The next day I did, and sure enough cooter showed me why they did, and I was sore for 2 days, and my brother thought it was very funny.
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It's a bird! It's a plane! No, It's a stripper!!! |
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i was playing truth or darewith my friends. It was my turn and i pickedd dare. They told me to jump in the lake naked. I did and when i was in the lake, they took my clothes and threw it to the park. I walked to the park and nude and they snapped pictures of me naked. I screamed. The next day, I saw my picture in YouTube!
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Hide and Expose |
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We were having a program at school and need to change clothes. I hid behind the cabinet coz the bathroom was crowded. When I wasnt wearing anything, my "boy" classmate exposed me to everybody including my male adviser.
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envious retribution |
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When I was 13, I had a"BFFL", who'd become veryn envious
of me.
When I was showering at her house, she had 2 guys come in,
and pull the curtain on me.
I never spoke to her after that.
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Seen naked by EVERYONE |
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OK, we'd just had PE and, as usual, the PE teachers were simply in the staff room, doing nothing except come down for teaching lessons when they had to.
So we'd just had rugby, and I was soaked. Being prepared for that, I'd brought spare boxers and a towel. So I started changing my boxers when Adam came up and stole my towel from around me and took my boxers from my hand! And having *ahem* not finished puberty shall I say, made it even more embarrassing.
And as if that wasnt bad enough, the gits decided to humiliate me. Big style.
Theyd obviously already planned it beforehand, as they had a rediculous piece of 'underware' which was hardly even that - it was an elastic band with a small piece of paper on it which just about covered up by thing...
They put that on me - and then guess what they did? Threw me into the girls changing room.
All the girls immediatly started laughing, and then pinned me up against the wall, my butt showing.
'Cute butt' a lot of them laughed, and then one girl decided to take charge.
'OK girls, who wants to see him totally nude?'
All of them put their hand up, laughing.
'how should we strip him? Taking off the whole elastic band thing or ripping off the paper?'
A majority said to take off the band totally.
'And should we do it slowly or quickly?'
A majority said to do it quickly, ripping it straight off.
Then, they tied my hands up, behind my neck. I pleaded with them not to do it, but they just laughed - then stripped me. I was naked in front of half the year (in my school 1/2 the school are in Band 1 and half in Band 2 - only band 1 do lessons together, and only band 2 do lessons together, with no mixing)
After theyd all finished with me, they decided that theyd just leave me there(tied up) for the next class, which happened to be - band 2 girls PE...
I ended up having been seen naked by EVERY girl in the WHOLE of year 9... needless to say Im still mortified...
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In the pub. |
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I was on vacation in France and I met this girl who I really, really liked. I mean REALLY liked, I was crazy over her!
So I decide I'm gonna ask her out.
I take her over to the pub, which was deserted at that time, we were only teenagers but they let us in when it's light outside.
So I go over to get the drinks, but cause my hands were shaking so much (I was pretty nervous) I dropped the drinks tray all over my pants (I got totally soaked in the wrong place).
So she went to buy the drinks instead.
We sat there for a while drinking coke, me looking like I'd pissed myself and this french guy comes up to us and says something in french, I don't speak french so I didn't have a clue what he was saying, I just yelled "Wha?" and he walked off looking discusted. Then she told me that he was just asking if everything was alright, he worked there.
So then after several cokes I got the courage to ask her and when I finally did, she said no.
I didn't know what to do, I couldn't beg cause then I'd look desperate, I couldn't cry cause I'd look wimpy, so I just ran out of the pub, and smacked into the door frame on my way out.
Several embarrasing mistakes all in one hour!
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Accidental nudity |
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my friend told me this story once:
Our family began traveling to Maine when I was around 15. It's a gorgeous place but the water is frigid, and it took a couple of trips before I was willing to go in the water. I was finally inspired to do this because of a beach I found. It was so serene, so natural. I happened to have no bathing suit, but this was the kind of beach where you knew something like that wouldn't matter. So I took off my clothes, set them on some rocks, and then slipped into the water. It was freezing. I was only able to stand it for about 10 minutes of it, and then I stretched out on some rocks on an island about 50 yards from the shore. I needed the sun to warm me up. Well, as this was only my third trip to New England, I was not quite accustomed to the massive tides there. After warming to a degree that allowed me to brave the temperature of the water between my island and the beach, I began to swim back. When I arrived on the shore I realized that it was high tide, and I must have laid my clothes on the rocks during low tide.
My clothes were gone! My sneakers were bobbing in the surf, but that's all I could find. I was stranded on the beach with only my sandals! What made this whole situation a bit tricky was that I had walked to this beach from the house in which we were staying. I had no car to go to and get some more clothes, or even a towel. My parents had gone sightseeing for the day, and I knew when they would be back. If I waited for night before I began my trek back not many people would see me as I walked down the road naked, but then again, arriving at the door nude with my parents there didn't look all that promising. If I wanted to arrive at the house before my parents did I would have to leave right away. And it was 4 o'clock, and it was June. It was perfectly light! So I began my daring journey.
This was no serene country road. There were many a row of houses, many a person who peered out their window, and so many cars drove by and beeped that I lost count. It was exhilarating, but deeply embarrassing. All in all I walked just about two miles. I met a man walking his dog. We waved at each other. I made it home before my parents, and they were blissfully unaware of my two mile streak in broad day-light. But in my rush and panic to get home I forgot that the key to the house had been in my short's pocket. I was locked out. I had to think of something.
I was desperate, and in that desperation I decided to go find the lady that owned the house that we were currently renting. She also owned the town grocery, which is where she would currently be working. So I sprinted down there, which was on the very edge of town.
As I entered I got many a shocked look. I rushed over to the counter to explain the lady the situation I was in, and I asked her if she had a spare key. Her startled face began to laugh. And she said she did. She went back and got it, and I was just about to rush out the door, when the lady informed me that she had a marvelous idea. She offered to lend me some clothes. I had never thought of that! All I wanted to do was get home. I then heard a snap behind me. A man behind me had taken my picture. The lady behind the counter obviously knew this man, and she began to yell at him. I was too startled to get mad. She made the man promise that would get the roll of film developed before I left, and that he would give me the picture he took. So now fully clothed, and key in hand, I made my way back to the house. Not before I made the lady promise not to tell my parents the whole story. She laughingly agreed. But the next day when we went down to the store in the little town, I got about three humorous looks. My parents saw about two of those looks, and I was in a tight place explaining them. I never did really, but then again my parents never found out that probably upwards of 50 people saw me naked that day.
I kept that story to my self for several years, but then I saw the picture (included) just the other day that was taken of me on that day, and then I saw the great amount of comic relief in it, and when I look back on it I see my youth, and I see an innocence. I was beautiful, so why should I have worried?
Meghan H.
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Farting Adventure |
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It was a nice day, me and my friends were at school getting ready to go to class. We were laughing and you know I had to sneeze, and a fart came out instead of a sneeze. Everybody stopped laughing to look at me. My face turned bright red, and I was obvious. They all started to point and laugh and I just looked at them with the bright red face. I was mortified.
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My Stupid Story ;P |
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I had the most embarrasing moments anyone could :) submit a frickin story have had but one of still makes laugh like hell. it was during my stay at the hotel. one day i was going down in the elevator when another person whom i havent met until then started talking to me.He asked 'How are you?" and I answered "Fine" surprised at it. He then asked me "What else are you up to" and i replied "nothing". Finally he turned to me and said "Do You Mind I Am On The Phone"!!.It was then that i realized he was talking on his Mobile.
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Living room fireball. |
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As a young kid I used to watch Bill Nye the Science guy on PBS. Why? Because he was awesome. I especially loved episodes where he used fire in his experiments. On one Saturday afternoon he showed us impressionable children that regular run-of-the-mill non-dairy powdered coffee creamer could explode in certain situations. Explaining why flour mills used to go boom sometimes.
To show this he burned some creamer on a spoon. Showing it did nothing unless air was mixed with it. He then flung it at an open candle flame. The proceeding explosive ball of flame was more than I could stand. Being the pyro I was, I decided to try it myself. I nicked some creamer out of the kitchen and a candle from my mom's room, being careful not to wake her.
Setting it up on the living room floor, I grabbed a huge spoonful of the stuff and flung it at the burning candle. It was glorious. I watched in awe as the clump of creamer exploded into a massive ball of flame.....then in horror as it hit the living room carpet before it burned out completely. With a loud "flump" it spread out and started burning the carpet. The smell was awful.
Panicking I ran to the kitchen and grabbed a glass of water to throw on the now burning carpet. Returning back I noticed it was already going out on it's own. But I doused it for good measure. The large, black, and rather nasty mess was very obvious. So I just covered it with the rug. No one noticed.....for a few months.
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The brave guy |
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Hello everyone. This is a story about me. It's real :-)
So i started at this new class like 2 years ago. I was kinda shy and all, you know - don't be too "wild" when you just came into the class thing. So my classmates made this big party and they invited me of course. I have been drunk before, but not like this. So i come in this party, find a bottle of vodka, and walk around and drink it, untill i get totally drunk and start dancing with all the girls, running around like wild and all that crazy stuff. So me and my friend decided to go buy some food outside cause we got hungry. When we were wandering the streets, looking for an open restaurant to buy some food, we saw this bunch of muggers runing towards us with masks yelling "take the small one first take the small one first". Of course my friend started running but i stood there like a warrior and thought i'd kill all those guys. I got beat up like an apple, my telephone shoes belt were taken, but after a few days, i was the most respected guy in my school, for standing there and trying to stand up for the muggers... I know my story isn't much compared to the others, but still thanks for reading :)
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Don't drink and walk |
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Ok first of all I have to tell that I like to drink a lot. I drink so much until I get wasted. It was one of those times when I went drinking with some of my friends. It was raining outside and we were in a bar drinking. If I remember correctly it was beer, vodka and rum. I got so high that I went my own way leaving my friends. Then I do not remember anything that happened. I heard some noises and I woke up and realized that I was sleeping on the ground. It was still raining and I was all wet and covered in dirt. I woke up slowly and saw so many people around me. It was like the most embarrasing day for me.
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Blue at Church |
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I was at church and I was singing a solo in front of the WHOLE church and went to sneeze and insted farted and the pastor was right behind me I farted in his face the SOOOOOO embarrassing.
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Wrong Bathroom |
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One night, I had just finished working out and playing badminton with a good friend of mine, and I was really tired. Usually I can't think straight after doing such activities. We were on our way out of the gym when I had to go to the bathroom, so I just went into the closest bathroom. I'm a regular at the gym, so I do use the boy's bathroom a lot and I know its layout. However, when I walked into this particular bathroom it was different. I looked around, and I didn't see any urinals. It was then that I realized it was probably the girl's bathroom. To make sure, I ran out and looked at the sign above the bathroom...it read "Women's Bathroom". My friend was waiting outside, and I said to him "Oh shit, I just went into the women's bathroom!" A stranger who was walking by heard me, smiled at me and said "nice". Now, whenever I go to the bathroom, I always check the sign to see if it's the right one. :(
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Adam N Eve |
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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man,' Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you've being complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your... ah, physical needs. He'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advise to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?" "Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring...So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first...So, just remember... it's our secret... Woman-to-woman!"
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The bottle and the bomb |
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3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window. The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. When they landed they met a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in the head with a glass bottle. They met a woman who was crying for the same reason. Then the met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted. Then the building blew up.
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Nearly Naked in the Middle of London |
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I live in the middle of London, and it was a hot summers day. I was in a really big rush because I had to get to a letter box before the mailman got there. I had a late start, and quickly got up and pulled on a pair of those tracksuit bottoms with poppers down the legs so you can rip them of for gym and stuff. I didn't wear a shirt, and the only pair of clean underwear available were one pair of black boxer-briefs that were too small-and I mean really really small-I never wore them and they cut into my sides.
I ran out of my house as the mailbox was only down the road, unknowingly locking myself out of my house with no key. I delivered the letters and was on my way back, when I bumped into a friend. As i was in no rush, I had a quick chat with him and leant against his car (he was sitting in his car about to close the door. I said goodbye and he closed the door. Then he drove off, and to my utter horror, my bottoms had gotten caught in the door and ripped off me!
My friend drove off, and I was left standing in the middle of a busy London street wearing only this awful pair of underpants! They were so tight they had begin to fray at the seams and were incredibly revealing of my 'package'. I ran home, realized I had locked myself out (As if it could possibly get worse) and had to get my neighbour to give me the spare key, which was incredibly embarrassing).
I never wear that type of trousers now, partly because of this, and party because after I told my friends about this, they yanked them off at every social and public occasion to see if I was wearing those underpants!
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The elevator is not a private place... |
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I was on my way to work one day and was feeling extra happy for some reason, and on my way down in the elevator to my car, i was belting out the first song i could think of. It was the 'my bonnie went over the ocean song' I forgot what the actual song's title is... anyway, I only lived on the 5th floor and i thought that since i have to go to work so early (5:00am) there wouldn't be anyone around to hear me. Of course, the elevator stops at the 2nd floor, and in walks 3 pretty good looking men....
They gave me a funny look, and were obviously trying not to laugh... I was so embarressed! When we got to the ground floor where they were getting off, one of them turns around and says "bye Bonnie!" Ugh! I will never again sing in the elevator!
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Holy Shit! Literally! |
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I was staying over at my bestfriends house one night. Her little brother decided to squirt her with a whole can of shaving cream! So while she was in the shower I sat in the bathroom talking to her (her shower curtain was NOT see-through, and we were 12 so it didn't matter anyways) and I really had to go to the bathroom, so I used her toilet but she told me not to flush, because she was in the shower.
About 5 minutes later her extremely hot older brother knocked on the door because he had to go to the bathroom. I walked out of the room so he could go without even thinking about what I had left in the bowl. He lifted up the seat and said "Holy Shit!!" my friend was like "what?" without even remembering anything was there. Her brother said "LITERALLY!" and then I knew what he was talking about.
I was SOO embarassed, that would have ended my life unless my she hadn't of come to my rescue and told him it was her little brother. It's been a few years now and we still haven't told him. I have never used someone else's toilet for that type of business since.
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Driving on the wrong side of the road |
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Me and my friend first learned how to drive in Asia where they drive on the left side of the road, but since then we've been living in America. One day we rented a car and went out really early, like at 5am and the roads were really empty. Suddenly we saw someone driving on the wrong side of the road. We were passing him and slowed down the car cause we thought he was crazy or drunk for driving on the opposite side of the road. We even came to a stop to try and get his license plate. He stopped too and started sticking his whole head out of the window.
We freaked out because we were two women alone with no other cars around and drove away thinking he was a crazy person. It wasn't until we made a right when we realised that the people on the wrong side of the road was US! Luckily the guy probably didn't get our plate number and no cops saw us. We still laugh about it today.
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Laughing in class... |
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This happened when I was still in secondary school. I was in class with my friend and we were giggling about something while the teacher was doing a demonstration. We were trying so hard to be quiet that we started turning red. It made the situation even more funny because just looking at each other made us want to laugh even more! Finally I was so out of breath from trying not to laugh I had to take a breath. But when I opened my mouth a big honking SNORT came out instead!
The whole class turned around at us and we burst out laughing even more. The teacher was really not impressed with us but we just couldn't stop laughing. I think we really pissed the teacher off because we both ended up in detention and she separated us making us stand on each side of the classroom.
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