Stories: Women Tell their Stories
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Clogged his toilet with my poo! |
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I don’t think anyone has a more embarrassing story than this one. I really liked this guy and was at his apartment once. I was in his bathroom and really needed to poo. Usually I don’t do this in public but this time I really needed to go, so I did so in his washroom. When I went to flush the toilet it clogged on me! I spent forever in there trying to fix it and he started knocking on the door and asking me what was wrong. In the end I had to let him in and he pulled out the toilet pump to fix it. I was so embarrassed though!
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Doing a Marilyn Monroe |
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This happened sometime last year. I got myself a new job as a secretary and since I wanted to make a positive first impression I went to get myself some new clothes. In Florida, the heat in during the summer months is simple intolerable. My car doesn’t have air conditioner and while I was driving one day I ran out of gas. Anyway, while I was getting gas I thought people were staring at me but I thought I was being self conscious. It was only when I caught someone staring at me from behind and realized my dress was blown up behind me and I was doing a Marilyn Monroe. |
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My most embarrassing high school story |
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This happened when I was still in high school. My last class had ended and I couldn’t wait to get out of there. I also didn’t want anyone to see me because my mother was going to pick me up in one of the most tackiest vans possible.
Unfortunately, my mother was already in the parking lot and everyone could see it. I was already really embarrassed about getting in that car but when I went to grab the door it was locked and because I yanked it so hard and it was so old the handle on the door actually pulled off and I fell backwards onto the floor. Everyone in the parking lot saw me when I fell! That was probably the most embarrassing thing that happened to me when I was in high school. |
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crush roller coaster mishap |
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I was going to the fair with my crush . I was a little worried because he likes roller coasters . I was wearing my super short white shorts and fave pink top . I decided to go on a roller coaster with him .
I had to pee , but went on the roller coaster before going . When the roller coaster went down the first hill , I totally wet myself in front of my crush ! I ran all the way home being humiliated . I still havent gotten over it . |
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Food stuck on face |
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I was eating at an Asian restaurant the other day with some friends and there was this really cute waiter serving our table. I started making jokes with him and he had the sweetest smile on his face the entire time.
I thought I would have a good chance at getting his number but when I turned to my friend she told me that I had a rice stuck on the side of my face next to my lip. That's why he had the smile on his face the whole time we were talking.
I was so embarrassed!
However, he still asked me out and we have a good laugh over it even now! |
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I Couldn't Hold My Liquor.... |
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My boss, her boyfriend (who was our manager), my husband, myself, and another co-worker all decided to go out for drinks and to watch a band play.
I very loudly protested against any alcohol-tasting drink right from the beginning. So, my boss suggested a kind of mixed drink she promised would taste like Dr. Pepper. I thought, "How bad could it be?"
Well, I got the drink, and found that it was icky and alcohol-y like all the other drinks I've tasted. So, I sipped slowly and carefully. I guess it didn't matter, because I still managed to get wasted!
I'm told I somehow got a hold of straight rum, drank a ton of that, and that in my drunken stupor, I was stealing swigs from my friends' unsupervised beers! I'm a total lightweight anyway, but mixing drinks is bad news! My husband didn't really try and stop me, either, because he thought I was quite entertaining.
My boss told me I drug her with me to the bathroom about 50 times, and that I even knelt before the toilet to barf. I not only had the stall door open, but I proceeded to squirt sanitizer gel all over the toilet seat! At least I had the presence of mind to fight germs... She also told me I pulled my husband to the dance floor and grinded on him to some really stupid music!
So, I insisted that we leave, because I had to barf really badly. I put my seat all the way down as my husband drove. We were zooming down I-5 with my boss' car in the lane next to us. (I remember this part) I moaned, "OMG I gotta barf...." My husband let his foot off the gas, like that would help. LOL. I frantically searched for a barf receptacle, and all I could find was an empty 7 UP 12 pk. box.
I put my mouth on the hole, and projectile barf spewed from within me. It was HORRIBLE-I had no control over what I was doing. I heard myself make these otherworldly noises as I barfed, too! "Blahalalalahbhalalalblahalaaaaauahhhhh". After that, I heard my husband bust out laughing.
The absolute WORST part was that I didn't realize the box I grabbed was torn out at both ends, so liquid puke dripped out of the box, down my lap, and the seats of the car!!
I guess I passed out cold when I got home and my husband went and got the kiddoes from my mom and dad's.
I felt lightheaded and dizzy for DAYS after. I probably had alcohol poisoning. I managed to go to work, but of course, I got made fun of for making a total ass of myself! |
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EMBARRASED TO DEATH |
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One day I was in art class, and we were painting. It was raining outside, and I couldn't find my boots so i had to wear flats to school on such a rainy day. I also picked today to wear a really sexy-looking medium length skirt. So in art class a boy was carrying a bucket of paint and he spilled it all over my feet. I freaked out and told the teacher, then ran as fast as I could to the bathroom to was it off. Unfortunately, the nearest bathroom was in another building across campus. I took one step and slipped on the paint, so i ripped my flats off and ran down the stairs and out the door. I ran about half way across campus, feet and all drenched in rain. The paint washed off, so I decided to head back. But there was a group of little 1st graders playing on the blacktop that I ran past. UH OH! they started chasing me and laughing at my drenched, barefoot figure walking across campus. I flushed red and ran like heck. I couldn't see very well since my wet hair covered my face. I ran into the nearest door and slammed it shut. I was indoors. The little kids crowded by the door, and since it was glass they could see me. I collapsed on the ground from too much embarrassment, face flushed red. I sat against the corner near the door, red as a tomato, barefoot and wet, gasping for air and trying to disappear from sight. I kept feeling extremely embarrassed and stayed like that until one of my friends came to get me. Still too embarrassed, i crawled weakly away barefoot. Up until this day, i flush red and breathe heavily every time I see a little kid. And every time I saw those little kids in school, they point and laugh, "Hey look! It's that big barefoot girl!". Ugh. |
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Steve Urkel in stilleto's! |
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Ok, everyone might be amused to know that I am still the biggest clutz in town. Why did I spill bright glitter blue nail polish all over my hand right before my interview. Then, I couldn't find any nail polish remover, so I tried washing it off. Yah, bad idea! I ended up with bright blue hands. I looked like a smurf. My solution was to wear my gloves. The ones with the fur.(the only ones that I have) All during the interview the lady kept asking me if I wanted to take off my gloves. Maybe because I looked RIDICULOUS! I should have just wore my boots with the fur too. I just kept saying, "no, I 'm fine". Trying to play it off like everyone wears black leather gloves with copious amount of fur to an interview for a management position. And, the whole time she was talking to me, she kept looking at my left cheek. It, was very distracting. I was losing my train of thought because I wanted to know what the heck was she starring at? Did I have a hudge zit, maybe a ugly mole with a hair coming out of it that I didn't notice before. I wanted so badly to just wipe my face wear she was starring but I couldn't because, I was wearing THE BIG BLACK FURRY GLOVES! So when the nightmare, I mean interview was over the first thing I did was look in the mirror. Well, I couldn't just limit the nail polish to my hands, it was all over the side of my face too! LOL I'm thinking I won't get a call back |
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Kids Hear Everything!! |
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When my son was about 2 years old, we were in Wal-Mart shopping. We were standing in line to pay, my son in the small seat at the top of the basket, my daughter in the large bottom part of the basket. I had let my son and daughter both pick out a pair of sandals. My son was so proud of his new Barney sandals, he decided to show the man that was behind us in line. The man quickly replied "Oh so you must like Barney!" Then he turned to my daughter and asked her if she liked the Disney princess' since that was the sort of sandal that she had picked out. So then, under his breath, my son murmers "I like boobs." Thinking I must have misunderstood what he said, I asked him, "Ryley, what did you just say?" Then he looked at me and shouted "I LIKE BOOBS!!!" It was so loud that people three registers over on either side of us turned to look. The man just turned to me and asked "So, you are teaching him early, huh? |
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Bloody Mary |
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I got my first period when I was in 8th grade The year in which i began to date, and the year of Chad, my first boyfriend. It was THAT TIME OF THE MONTH and Chad had asked to go to the movies. I, not noing bout "aunt flow", agreed and we went to the movie. I ordered a hot dog, nachos, a large popcorn, and a soda. I had finished them all halfway thru the movie. I felt crampy but i thought it was just the food i had eaten. That night I thought i would get my first kiss, so i wore a purple cami and white skinny jeans. Whenever i got my period, it was an EXTREMELY HAVY FLOW. It was like losing a pint of blood right there. So, anyways, when the movie ended, Chad leaned to me. (This is it) He was puckering his lips when... he looked down and asked if i had spilled my cherry soda. I thought he was kidding around, but when i looked down in my vee-vee area, my pants were soaked with blood almost to my mid thigh. I gasped and said yes, but (if this moment couldnt get any worse) Kayla Storp my life long enemy showed up out of the blue and said bloody mary, need a tampon, or two? chad then understood what had happened and ran out of the theatre, and i never saw him again. |
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Naked |
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One day i was at my friends house and her cousin was there. She went to go down to McDonalds to get us some lunch and told us to g in the pool. So here cousin starts asking me questions and complements me. Then he asks do you want to get changed to go in the pool. I say iam already wearing my stuff under my clothes, so i take my top and pants of and say lets go in. He gets up and places one hand on my breast, and one down below started kissing me and then says "I am not dreaming you are naked". So we start making out and all of a sudden my Boy Friend comes in and i was in big trouble.
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Skiing with my pants down...kinda |
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It was my first time skiing and I was only wearing jeans since I didn't feel the need to buy actual snow pants. Anyway, halfway down the slope on my first time I fell and I had alot of trouble getting back on my feet. My bum felt really cold but because I wasn't wearing snow pants I didn't really take notice, plus I was more worried about making my way down the slope since I felt really nervous being stuck halfway down. I finally got myself up and "skied" my way down, but when I got down I found out that my pants had fallen a bit and I was flashing half my bum to everyone behind me! My boyfriend got a good laugh out of it though. |
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party pooper |
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I still can't believe this happened. I live with a roommate, and one night she decided to go out on thursday. I stayed home, and was watching tv, when i decided to take a shower. There are showers in the hall, so i went. When i came back into our room (Its tiny, and just a bedroom) there were like 20 people in there. They are all dressed up, and Im in my pagamas!! The music is playing loud. A random guy looks and asks me "ughh?? ...you're the roommate?" I say "yeah." I try put away my shampoos and things, and obviously feel really awkward. Am I supposed to tell them to leave? I don't want to be the party pooper, and Im embarrased enough already (Im not even wearing a bra!!). There are tons of bottles full of alcohol, for some reason positioned on my dresser. I kind of stand there, and my roommate finally gets it, and they all leave to go to a real party. (and take the drinks with them) They all turn to look at me as they leave. Worst of all, some of them live in our building, and I see them in the elevator all the time. I dont know what Im going to do. |
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Kid thought my tampon string was a toy |
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I was at the beach and it was my first time swimming during my time of month (with a tampon of course). At one point I started playing with this little girl and squatted to help her with her sand castle. Anyway, somehow my string was sticking out but I didn't realise it. The kid did though! She pointed to it and then thought it was some kind of game when I tried to protect myself and ran away. She starting running after me screaming "whats that?". By this time everyone was staring at me and I was so embarrassed that I left and called my friends from the car saying I had an emergency and had to go home. |
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Dangers of a unisex washroom |
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This is my embarrassing story:
I used to live on a residence that had unisex bathrooms, this wasn't such a problem for me (since I could oogle the guys) until I had a "little" incident. I had my period and was in my little cubicle about to change my tampon. I heard someone come in but didn't think about it (people go to bathrooms all the time right, so what?). However, I think I didn't close the cubicle door properly and my door swung open while I was just unwrapping a new tampon. All I could do was look up while holding my clean tampon while I was sitting right there on the toilet! What's worse was that it was a really cute guy! I was soooooo embarrassed and I couldn't wait to move out of residence! |
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Stealing from mom |
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Once I stole $100 out of my mother's bag. I didn't think she knew but later she found out and confronted both me and my sister. We both denied it but I think because I was the older sister she believed I didn't do it and went on to punish my younger sister. She was spanked and grounded and had the $100 taken out of her allowance. I was so scared I never admitted to doing it. Even today neither of them know that it was me. I told my sister I didn't do it so she thinks someone must have stolen it. |
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Lost Pantyliner |
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Once I was really desperate for the toilet when I was out and I started running all over the place looking for one. I had to run through a huge field with lots of people on it but I found a toilet and started relieving myself. When I was in there I noticed that my pantyliner was MISSING! I searched my pants and everything but it wasn't there, somehow while I was running it had fallen out and onto the street! I was so embarrassed and took a completely different route on my way back. I have no idea who found it or if anyone saw it falling out of my trouser legs while I was running. |
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