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When my son was about 2 years old, we were in Wal-Mart shopping. We were standing in line to pay, my son in the small seat at the top of the basket, my daughter in the large bottom part of the basket. I had let my son and daughter both pick out a pair of sandals. My son was so proud of his new Barney sandals, he decided to show the man that was behind us in line. The man quickly replied "Oh so you must like Barney!" Then he turned to my daughter and asked her if she liked the Disney princess' since that was the sort of sandal that she had picked out. So then, under his breath, my son murmers "I like boobs." Thinking I must have misunderstood what he said, I asked him, "Ryley, what did you just say?" Then he looked at me and shouted "I LIKE BOOBS!!!" It was so loud that people three registers over on either side of us turned to look. The man just turned to me and asked "So, you are teaching him early, huh?
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